@ChivalryPosting

To be a knight is not to brandish the sharpest sword, or ride the finest horse, or serve the noblest king. To be a knight is to be knightly. Art by @mustakro

 Elphael
Joined October 2024
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Verity if he was a noble knight of goode chivalry: Hey, it's me, it's verily
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Same chivalry different armor (I visited a goode smith)
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THE GIANTDAD'S GAMBIT An act of deception in which the swordsman hitteth this emote on the opponent. Those of firm constitution are likely to stand their ground and prey upon thine stark openings, but a lesser opponent will doubtlessly find their will shaken.
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Chivalry Posting@ChivalryPosting8 Jul 2025
Pull up on the dance roundtable and freak it chivalrous style
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When tuo signore catcheth thee wielding the local Landsknecht's Zweihänder instead of the alabarda with which thou wast tasked to train:
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This knight hath made the arduous decision to approach an apothecary with regard to those that spin 'neath his helm.
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Zasorimm Silvershard@Zasorimm13 Sep 2025
Replying to @GblinApprentice @BimbleWizard
I Have Information That Will Lead To The Arrest And Eternal Imprisonment Of Bimble The Wizard
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My stupid chud son that I hate
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Summer is ending soon.
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fuck my stupid chudvalric life
Chivalry Posting@ChivalryPosting2 Apr 2025
Speake naught to me of a release date for the Silk of Song. I shall believe it to be unveiled within the year when I see it unveiled within the year.
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i’m over here sharpenin my sword i got polish on my sword rn i’m jus whettin my blade i’m chivalrous as fuck man i’m a knight man like for real
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iry poti
🎃The Spooky Sprite Collector™️@SpriteFox21 Aug 2025
Spell your name with only the top row
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"Are you a man or a woman?" I am Ash Tornbanner. "What gender are you?" Wandering Knight. "Yeah but what's in your pants?" Chivalry. "What would I see if I took off your armor?" My gambeson.
Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD@WzrdFrinkelbaum9 Aug 2025
"Are you a man or a woman?" I am Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, Wizard! "What gender are you?" Wizard! "Yeah but what's in your pants?" I say, that's rather inappropriate... "What would I see if I took off your robes?" My beard preserves my modesty at all times.
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Adding “!!” after sentences so they know im friendly and kind, the one who understands
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD@WzrdFrinkelbaum2 Aug 2025
You say this is your first attempt? I must say, it is quite good! I have known many apprentices who, at first, could only manage a weak sludge-- or treacle. It seems you have the formation well in hand, (pardon my pun) and I'm sure the orbicularity and translucence will follow!
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Wizard Gang
@wizardgang6 Aug 2025
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Despite my fervor, I was never formally trained in greatswordsmanship. Teaching myself to wield such a beast hath proven... difficult.
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maiden posting@maidenlettering21 Jul 2025
why doth thee grow distant White Boy ….
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Just out here chivalring
Dwarf Grombly@dwarf_posting17 Jul 2025
JUST OUT HERE DWARFING
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