What can i say about me. I'm a younger version of Victor Meldrew & Proud adopter of UK's only #Pandas #TianTian & #YangGuang at @rzss @EdinburghZoo
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I’m healthy, but you try being happy after living with five Tory Prime Ministers
Larry the Cat 'happy and healthy' after reports that he was seriously unwell
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THANK YOU to everyone who raised an a-meer-zing £5,090 to help us bring a mob of meerkats to @echcharity 💛
All your donations will go towards building a new meerkat enclosure that will help us bring children closer to nature at the Royal Hospital for Children and Young People🐾
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Say hello to Thistle 🏴
Our Kirk's dik-dik calf has now been named! HUGE thank you everyone who voted to help us name our tiny new arrival. You can spot Thistle exploring with the rest of the group alongside our East African crowned cranes and vulterine guineafowl 💛
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Snow leopards, like all big cats, have tiny spines called 'papillae' on their tongues 👅
Papillae are made from keratin (just like our fingernails) and help snow leopards groom themselves and strip meat from bones 🥩
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Tian Tian cam is LIVE 🐼🎥
With just a few months left until our pandas depart we want to give even more people the chance to see them both! You can now catch up with Yang Guang AND Tian Tian on our charity's free webcams 👉 bit.ly/TianTianCam
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The government would like you to acknowledge that the vast majority of prisoners didn’t escape today.
Prisoner Daniel Khalife, who was awaiting trial on terror charges, escapes from UK prison bbc.in/3EttK1P
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New Defence Sec Grant Shapps has confused the RAF with the Royal Navy in his second week in the job
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Our Kirk's dik-dik fawn is so tiny it's ri-dik-ulous 🤏🥹
Adult dik-diks stand about 30–40 centimetres tall making them one of the smallest members of the antelope family 💛
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Our red-bellied and ring-tailed lemurs are back on show following the renovations in their indoor enclosures 🔨
Top tip: Lemurs love to lounge outside in the sunshine so keep an eye out for them in their outdoor enclosure over the coming days 🌞
ALT Ring tailed lemur sat to the left on log holding some food in its hand facing camera with two red bellied lemurs sat on right end of log facing away from camera
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GIANT update 🐼
Yang Guang and Tian Tian will return to China in December, with their indoor viewing closing at the end of November. Find out more 👉 edinburghzoo.org.uk/news/art…
Thank you to everyone joining us in wishing our panda pair a giant farewell 💛
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For those people stuck abroad, sleeping on airport floors I’m pleased to say that the UK government has been working tirelessly to get you home… nah, just kidding, Sunak was too busy getting a helicopter to Norwich yesterday for a photo opportunity. You’re on your own.
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HI BARBIE 👋🏻🩷
Keeper Phoebe had already decided to name our white-lipped deer calf either Barbie or Ken. When we discovered the new arrival was female, and the only tag left was pink, it was clear it was meant to be!
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Rishi just arrived back at back of No10, he does love his helicopters, as ULEZ demonstrate at the front of Downing Street, how much does a helicopter get charged by the mayor??
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Trump told court that he was 6ft 3 & 215 pounds
Mohammed Ali was 6ft 3 and 215 pounds
He just can’t stop lying
#TrumpArraignment
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We're in the top 10% of attractions on Tripadvisor 🎉
Thank you to everyone who shared their experience over the last year, you've helped us win a Travellers’ Choice Award! Your support allows our conservation charity to inspire more people to protect, value and love nature 💛
ALT Sumatran tiger female, Dharma, walking in her enclosure at Edinburgh Zoo. Tripadvisor 'Travellers choice 2023' logo with black text on green background in bottom left.
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Our Budongo keeper team care for our chimpanzee troop, the squirrel monkeys and capuchins at Living Links... and our bagot goats 💛
Got a question for the team? Let us know in the comments and we'll answer them in our new 'Ask a Keeper' video series 👇
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PM's are always using Dear Larry @Number10cat for their own PR, so how did they get Larry to pose ?? anyone spot the treat !!! not very professional.
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Arise, Sir Penguin 🐧🫡
The highest-ranking penguin in the world, Sir Nils Olav III, has been promoted to Major General by the Norwegian King's Guard 🏅
Sir Nils now holds the third highest rank in the Norwegian Army!
Find out more about Sir Nils 👉 bit.ly/SirNilsPromoted
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Picture captures moment lorry tries to squeeze down narrow village road in Cornwall
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