What can i say about me. I'm a younger version of Victor Meldrew & Proud adopter of UK's only #Pandas #TianTian & #YangGuang at @rzss @EdinburghZoo
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New Flatmate moved in yesterday! £10 in the Charity Shop! I will soon have more #Pandas than Chairs! Guests will have to sit on the Floor & like it! 😂🐼❤️❤️❤️❤️I'm still missing #YangGuang & #TianTian,but I've seen pics of them & they look happy & are doing well in new Home! 🥰
Back after 5 Weeks away from Social Media. 1 Month ago yesterday #YangGuang & #TianTian landed in China. Just seen a video of them exploring their new Home. They look really happy. I still miss them terribly,but at least I know they're ok & appear to have settled in. 🐼❤️❤️❤️❤️
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I’m healthy, but you try being happy after living with five Tory Prime Ministers
Larry the Cat 'happy and healthy' after reports that he was seriously unwell
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THANK YOU to everyone who raised an a-meer-zing £5,090 to help us bring a mob of meerkats to @echcharity 💛
All your donations will go towards building a new meerkat enclosure that will help us bring children closer to nature at the Royal Hospital for Children and Young People🐾
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Say hello to Thistle 🏴
Our Kirk's dik-dik calf has now been named! HUGE thank you everyone who voted to help us name our tiny new arrival. You can spot Thistle exploring with the rest of the group alongside our East African crowned cranes and vulterine guineafowl 💛
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Snow leopards, like all big cats, have tiny spines called 'papillae' on their tongues 👅
Papillae are made from keratin (just like our fingernails) and help snow leopards groom themselves and strip meat from bones 🥩
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Tian Tian cam is LIVE 🐼🎥
With just a few months left until our pandas depart we want to give even more people the chance to see them both! You can now catch up with Yang Guang AND Tian Tian on our charity's free webcams 👉 bit.ly/TianTianCam
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The government would like you to acknowledge that the vast majority of prisoners didn’t escape today.
Prisoner Daniel Khalife, who was awaiting trial on terror charges, escapes from UK prison bbc.in/3EttK1P
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New Defence Sec Grant Shapps has confused the RAF with the Royal Navy in his second week in the job
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YAY,#TianTian is back on #PandaCam2! Love my #Panda,missed her so much. It's great to see her again after all these Months! 🐼❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Our Kirk's dik-dik fawn is so tiny it's ri-dik-ulous 🤏🥹
Adult dik-diks stand about 30–40 centimetres tall making them one of the smallest members of the antelope family 💛
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Our red-bellied and ring-tailed lemurs are back on show following the renovations in their indoor enclosures 🔨
Top tip: Lemurs love to lounge outside in the sunshine so keep an eye out for them in their outdoor enclosure over the coming days 🌞
ALT Ring tailed lemur sat to the left on log holding some food in its hand facing camera with two red bellied lemurs sat on right end of log facing away from camera
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GIANT update 🐼
Yang Guang and Tian Tian will return to China in December, with their indoor viewing closing at the end of November. Find out more 👉 edinburghzoo.org.uk/news/art…
Thank you to everyone joining us in wishing our panda pair a giant farewell 💛
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For those people stuck abroad, sleeping on airport floors I’m pleased to say that the UK government has been working tirelessly to get you home… nah, just kidding, Sunak was too busy getting a helicopter to Norwich yesterday for a photo opportunity. You’re on your own.
Does that mean you'll stop using your Helicopter for a short distance commute then when you can easily travel by Road? You don't seem to care about the Environment when you're using that do you?
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HI BARBIE 👋🏻🩷
Keeper Phoebe had already decided to name our white-lipped deer calf either Barbie or Ken. When we discovered the new arrival was female, and the only tag left was pink, it was clear it was meant to be!
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Rishi just arrived back at back of No10, he does love his helicopters, as ULEZ demonstrate at the front of Downing Street, how much does a helicopter get charged by the mayor??
Good Riddance! BYE!
I have submitted my resignation letter to Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, today.
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#YangGuang is BACK! I've missed him so much,haven't seen him for 3 Months! Not sure if #TianTian's Cam is operational I can only get YG's! Bit annoying the cam doesn't go full screen,but it's a small price to pay I'm just so happy to see him again so can live with it! 🐼❤️❤️❤️❤️
