Wetherspoon’s is a pillar of society in so many ways and snobs who don’t understand that can get to fuck because they’re ubercunts.

Do you have companies you just absolutely cannot fucking stand & were it not for people losing their jobs you’d love to fail? I’ll start; Wetherspoons Gail’s fucking bakery Shein

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The Britain the ‘97 Conservative manifesto describes is shockingly functional. World leading in fiscal prudence and economic success: More exports per capita than America, more pension savings than the entire EU, an entire section called “the best place in the world to live”

Football has been a massive part of my life since I was five. Always playing and watching as a kid and young adult. But over the last few years I can feel myself falling out with it. Constant cheating on and off the pitch. VAR making some games unwatchable. The money and corruption is now in plain sight. It might have something to do with the fact I don’t play any more, kids entertain me on weekends now and I’ve found other interests. Im finding myself less interested in it as time goes on. I’m not really bothered about watching the big games anymore. Missed City v Liverpool today for example. Does anyone else feel this way or is it just me?

If you weren’t told this was MLS, you’d assume it was somewhere in Europe. That’s proper limbs. Fair play to all involved.

When I first read the story about the dude who walked around the earth for 30 years, I was like okay cool. Not something I would do but whatever floats your boat. Come to find out that man had an 8-year-old son at home that he just chose not to see for 3 decades. Fuck that guy.

Attention Young Men: I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it. Step 1: Stop playing video games Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical) Step 4: Go clean your car Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class Step 6: Go to the yoga class Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends) Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night. Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion. Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper. Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite. Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2. Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you. My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.

Hunter x Rhode

If you’re a couple and you’re on incomes of £100k and £50k, you’re living well. You buy a nice house with a £600-700k mortgage. You have kids. Then you realise you don’t get childcare and the payments are more than the mother earns. So she stops working. So now you’re on one £100k income, with all the taxes and none of the benefits. You’re now on the same financial income as a couple on £25k and £25k. But you’ve got the outgoings of a couple on £150k. You’re underwater. You’re spending your savings. All the while the couple on £25k x 2 is screaming at you that you’re rich, while you pay for their benefits out of money you can’t afford. You decide the only way you can afford to have a family is to move somewhere like Dubai.

A Dutch fan has gone all in, with a tattoo of his favourite players to ever represent the Netherlands. 👀 Some serious names in here like Cruyff and Gullit, although missed some big names like Van Persie. The Netherlands might actually have one of the best all time Xi's of all time 🤯