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Ich wollte doch nur ein kleines Bierchen!

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Joined March 2008
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An AI is generating Seinfeld-like (a generous definition) shows on Twitch in an endless flow of apartment conversations among the four main characters and comedian club segments, cheesy laugh tracks included. twitch.tv/watchmeforever
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Introducing Return to Monkey Island, a new game by Ron Gilbert that picks up where Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge left off. returntomonkeyisland.com
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Who’s idea was it to have this rehearsal dinner at an aquarium? This dolphin has just been starring at the food
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Reminder to never stop the HUSTLE H ave a nap U se the couch for napping S leep during the day (nap) T ake frequent naps L ie down and nap E njoy a nice nap
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Just got an email from an old college buddy “We used to do acid, now we do antacid”
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When Wal-Mart was attempting to open stores in Germany, they had to withdraw their policy of requiring staff members to smile at customers, because German customers found it weird and off-putting.
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Nobody is listening
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BREAKING: Trump team scrambles to make a MySpace page. “We’re still in this fight!” they say, rolling up their sleeves as they hunker down in front of their last-remaining Compaq Presario.
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Wer von Euch war das?
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Dogs prefer to poo on a North-South axis.
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looking forward to the very stable and normal next 70 days where the president definitely won't go out kicking and screaming like a whiny piss baby
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Trump will have to leave the White House to play golf eventually, and then you just change the locks.
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Hey newspapers, don't all go with 'YOU'RE FIRED'. Plenty of other options: • P45 for P.45 • The Lying King • Unpresidented • Lord of the Lies • Donald Dumped • Down in the Trumps • Game over, combover • POTUS Out Of Our Misery • Orange Is The New Sacked
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