Arsenal / Red Wings /Michigan, Oregon football fan BU and DePaul Alumn. cautiously optimistic, rationally skeptic.Chicago supremacist, likes ≠ endorsements

Chicago, IL
Joined October 2016
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"Seize the means of production" It's a 70% service economy, what fucking production. You're gonna seize the Salesforce licenses and Kiosks?
Omar El Fares 🇵🇸 عُمَر الفارس
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I watch these college quarterbacks and think that Joe Flacco might have a job in the NFL until he’s 73.
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Who is the 24-team CFP for?
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This reminds me of the time OJ Simpson came out against Winona Ryder for shoplifting
Casey Anthony Appears to Sound Off on Shane Gillis Following 'SNL' Monologue, Tells Men to 'Do Better'
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sure, expand it to 24 teams... but you'll NEVER take away our memories. 2006-2023 (the most MAGICAL era of college football)
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Sacrificed the best regular season in sports so that 8-4 Big Ten teams can lose by 13. Awesome stuff.
Sources: The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand to 24 teams, per sources. The new format will start in 2027 and is expected to come together in the near future, pending final approvals.
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Could I, a 6'9 260 lb able-bodied man, beat this team's nickname in a fight?
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Seria o dia mais feliz da minha vida.
POV: GTA VI is 96.7% downloaded and suddenly your kindergarten teacher wakes you up from nap time
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I was mid-hip thrust when I found out @Shanemgillis had called me a whore. Technically I found out four hours later, when I reviewed the footage of Saturday Night Live. My tripod was on the bench, my ring light was clamped to the squat rack and my boyfriend Tanner was holding the back-up phone for the side angle. Tanner films all my content. He is not allowed to look at me. The “joke” was about how women dress at the gym. I know it was about me, because everything is. So I did what any survivor would do. I went to my car and filmed myself crying. It took 11 takes, because the lighting in a Range Rover is unforgiving, and grief is no excuse for a bad shot. In the final cut, you can see a single tear land on my sports bra right over the logo, which clicks through to an affiliate link. My caption: “I’m literally shaking.” Then I put on the shortest shorts I own, went back inside, and filmed my ass from three angles with the caption, “Does this outfit work for you, Shane Gillis?” I wanted to send him a message that my body is not for men. To make sure Shane got the message, I tagged him. Then I tagged every man I follow. Some people say my response proved his point. These people are rapists. ✍️ @BridgetPhetasy Article: spectator.com/article/shane-…
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Politics really is this straightforward. Organize as a group, vote as a bloc, take state power. There are many learned and intelligent people who will tell you this is wrong but they will all obediently pay their taxes to those who do this, which is the only thing that matters.
WOAH 🚨 Dearborn, Michigan mayor Abdullah Hammoud is at a mosque making a speech calling for Muslims to organize to make sure the entire city leadership is Muslim “That only happens if we go out and we vote. If the Muslim community votes, if the Arab community votes, we will determine every single position in the whole city” We were warned Muslims would use mosques as voter mobilization centers to take over our government. There is no clearer example of this happening than this video I would like to just point out that you are politicians aren’t allowed to give campaign speeches like this inside places or worship It’s called the Johnson Amendment. It prohibits tax-exempt 501c3 organizations including churches, mosques, synagogues and other houses of worship from “participating in, or intervening in any political campaign on behalf any candidate for public office - Organizations cannot endorse or oppose candidates - They cannot host or facilitate campaign speeches, rallies, or events where a candidate asks for votes This is EXACTLY what’s happening in this video Violations for this leads to loss of tax-exempt status. This mosque should lose their tax exempt status
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SAKAAAAAA!!! ✊ An assist and now a goal for Bukayo, just seven minutes after coming on 😎 🔴 3-0 🔵 (71)
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AN INSTANT SECOND!!! Saka makes an impact, shifting the ball across to Eze who finishes coolly 👊 🔴 2-0 🔵 (66)
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If you don’t punish your enemies after they abuse the law they will keep abusing the law to punish you Tit for tat is the only strategy for establishing equilibrium If no price is extracted no lesson is learned
Any minimally honest person would acknowledge that this raid is a flagrant abuse of state power and the domestic authorities of DHS against one of Trump's most outspoken critics, right near an election. The scurrilous claims about @IlhanMN have never had any basis in fact or evidence. Omar has lived in the US for more than 30 years: longer than Melania Trump, or Sebastian Gorka, or Steve Hilton, or countless GOP luminaries. She's lived in the US since she was 13. She's been a US citizen for more than 25 years. This has as much to do with immigration enforcement as the Trump/Rubio policy of deporting people for the crime of criticizing Israel: which is to say, none at all. It's all about feeding the MAGA base something to excite them and, especially, persecuting one of the most vocal critics of Trump and Israel.
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HOLY SHIT ANOTHER REASON I NEED IT TO BECOME REALITY
If Milwaukee and Cleveland meet in the World Series, it would be the first time in history that the World Series features two cities where the Edmund Fitzgerald once docked. In case you were wondering.
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I’m very tired of foreigners lecturing me about what my country owes to foreigners.
Abdul El-Sayed: “We as a country, I believe, owe it to the world to open our doors.”
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The funny thing is, you see Tottenham's lineup and you think, "even Man United can't possibly lose to that team". But then you see Man United's lineup and you think, "even Spurs can't possibly lose to that team".
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WE DON’T BACK DOWN.
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Hitler Mussolini Simeon Flores just won the election for mayor of Queropalca in Peru. As candidate of the far-left Ahora Nacion Party, he won 34.5% of the votes
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vegas is proof that the literal fucking mob understands consumer discretionary economics better than private equity dorks.
Downtown Las Vegas is dying💀 The hotels are half empty. Table game wagering was down 30% in August.
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