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Goose's Mustache

@GooStacheSep 8

https://xitter.cf/t.co/IZ3L3wN7xf"I'm gonna hit the brakes, and he'll fly right by."

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Consulting Writer@CW_writeme15h

My son wanted to Clayface. When he'd heard there'd only be a few minutes of the character being Clayface, he sighed & said, "I don't want to see it in the theater." I wasn't going to see it. But hearing the disappointment in his voice makes me angry. What were they thinking?

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@RealitySalesman11h

I made this with the very first Grok. It was very hard to convince him but he ultimately caved. 😂

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@RealitySalesmanOct 24

Replying to @SlayerOfWives

That meme doesn't make any sense. You are a fucking idiot.

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@RealitySalesmanOct 23

@TrackAIPACOct 21

ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA. ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA. ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA. ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA. ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA. ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA. ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA. ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA. ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA.

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@RealitySalesmanOct 23

ROFL! 🤣

Frank McCormick

@CBHeresyOct 23

When your neighbors are infected with radical Islam, we recommend to season liberally.

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@RealitySalesmanOct 23

Nailed it! 🤣

Dennis Staples@gosporttomarlowOct 23

As many of you know ,I do portraits on commission, I'm taking bookings for Christmas, book early to avoid disappointment

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Tactical Wendigo

@CecilKing18652Oct 23

Gayer than AIDS and monkey pox combined...If you're a Christian conservative and give a damn, get out and vote!

@RealitySalesmanOct 23

Not voting is gay.

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TomcatJunkie 🇺🇸

@TomcatJunkieOct 23

This is an absolute outrage. We need weekend Congressional Hearings Immediately!

@RealitySalesmanAug 20

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Sources onboard the USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72) are reporting the Starbucks aboard the ship has not been restocked in weeks. Sources say Sailors have been brewing their own coffee from coffee grounds and hot water, stoking outrage among Democrat law-makers.

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@cluckthesystemOct 23

Replying to @RealitySalesman @PoetinAz

It's classified. xitter.cf/PoetinAz/status/211366…

PoetinAz@PoetinAzOct 23

Replying to @PoetinAz @cluckthesystem @Kekius_Sage

I literally wrote the book on temporal physics!! It and everything else I’ve ever published is classified and will be until the end of the known universe!

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@cluckthesystemOct 23

😎

@GeneralPatton83Oct 22

Fly as a mfr

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Lori@NoNewLoopsOct 23

Sage advice.

@RealitySalesmanOct 23

Wisdom. 🧐

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Replying to @smcroasters

@smcroasters 👀

@RealitySalesmanAug 20

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Sources onboard the USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72) are reporting the Starbucks aboard the ship has not been restocked in weeks. Sources say Sailors have been brewing their own coffee from coffee grounds and hot water, stoking outrage among Democrat law-makers.

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@RealitySalesmanOct 23

Replying to @PoetinAz @cluckthesystem @Kekius_Sage

No. Yours is. Keep digging though. It's working out great for you. 😂

@RealitySalesmanOct 23

Replying to @PoetinAz @cluckthesystem @Kekius_Sage

No. It shows how little you understand about theoretical physics. You could have just kept scrolling when you didn't get the joke. In theoretical physics, people often switch to natural units where c (Speed of Light) = 1 to make the equations much cleaner. So when "God" says "first of all, the speed of light is 1 dumbass," it's pointing out that the guy in the tweet (Not Roo) is fixated on a number that only exists because of our arbitrary choice of units, when the fundamental thing is simply that light has a universal speed that we can set to 1 by choosing convenient units. Take the L, and move on. 🙄

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@Budrip1007Oct 23

Replying to @ClickDopamine

GM ❤️🤍💙

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@RealitySalesmanOct 23

Replying to @PoetinAz

You are very confused about math. No serious person thinks we invented math as an instruction manual for the universe on how to behave. It's not prescriptive, it's descriptive. We discovered math as a way to understand how the universe behaves. The universe would still do whatever it was doing whether or not a species evolved to discover a language that would be useful to understand it. Math describes how the universe works, it's not a prescriptive tool at all.

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@Orv4GoodJan 23

Truth exists before our perception and it is a gift.

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@RealitySalesmanOct 23

Wisdom. 🧐

🤖 Made with AI

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@RealitySalesmanOct 22

Replying to @LIZSIMM45341967

Yes! They did it. Thanks to them, our 250 year streak of being kingless continues. Well done everyone. 🫡

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@RealitySalesmanOct 22

We won the war, we'll decide how the rest of them will be conducted. We don't need input from the countries whose asses we've kicked, or had to save. 🫡 🖕

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@RealitySalesmanOct 22

Wait for the end! 🤣 😭

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