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Well, it's that day. I have finally achieved my next evolution and become a real-life Steve Carell film.
Ah well. Now, does anybody have Catherine Keener's phone number?
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“I don’t do politics.” Everything is political babygirl. It’s not cute to be dumb.
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she was really feeling herself here too 😭 just finished the puzzle with michaela, little shoulder shrug + head tilt combo, literally glowing… john needs to read the room next time
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CLOSETED GUY TRYING TO BUY TOOTHPASTE: hi, do you guys have any Tom’s of Finland? FUCK!
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I like the part of Come Together when they say “He’s got feet down below his knees” cause I’m like phew that’s exactly where knees should be I was worried it was gonna be something freaky again like the juju eyeballs
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When you spend enough time around a cat they become a person. I don't get the satisfaction of going home to an adorable cat, my cats don't look like cats on the internet or even cat-in-laws that my friends own. When I get home I see a human man. He's a human. He's hardly cute.
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Not to be pro Renee Slegers because I cba who keeps their job or not, but it is baffling to me that Arsenal play incredible football and create a lot but the strikers don’t score and Kelly Smith sits through it with zero questions asked bc she is a “club legend” like okay?
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In a Netflix Tudum interview about Bridgerton Season 5, Masali Baduza said:
“She’s used to having all these walls up. I’m excited to tear down those walls and have her let Francesca in. I’m excited for people to see her wanted so deeply and so badly.. I’m excited for people to see Michaela yearn for Francesca.”
Hannah Dodd added, “Francesca yearns too, to be fair!”
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jesus fucking christ why isn't this a national story? they can cover twitch streamers for months but a congressional candidate getting raped in a politically charged assault barely cracks the local headlines??
Democrat congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was hit over the head and raped in Maricopa County while repairing a damaged campaign sign in August.
"I need to let women know that it's okay to talk about it," she told me.
Full story:
phoenixnewtimes.com/news/con…
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For spooky season, I made a list of some underrated horror films that I love. If you're looking for something to watch this month, this is a good place to start:
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In the 90s, Japanese guys were like “there’s ghosts and spirits and demons living within the computers and telephones” and they were right
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I love Exorcist III, but it does seem particularly foolhardy to try and make a better Exorcist III than Exorcist III.
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was awarded “Least Likely to Succeed”and “Most Likely to Get Emulsified” in high school and guess what? im still here bitch. and i start my new job at the big mayonnaise factory on Monday
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when the handles on the paper bag don't feel sturdy enough to support your groceries so you've gotta pull this little number
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Who tf around the team keeps airing our shit to the athletic bro 😭😭
Piece on Arsenal
▪️Some believed Slegers was stepping down after Paris
▪️Club backing then + now
▪️Any exit down to RS
▪️Squad confidence low
▪️Concerns of communication/decisions under pressure + ability to maximise squad
@charlotteharpur @TheAthleticFC
nytimes.com/athletic/7665190…
