The coke-snorting, beer-drinking, ketchup-eating, Reebok-wearing, Slammy award-winning, Subaru-driving legend. (Parody of @MichaelCole.)
Texas | EST ‘11
Joined September 2020
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Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. retweeted
Somewhere between a slap and a wedgie you can find your voice! Don’t miss a special #fanaticsfest episode of #whatsyourstory with the one and only @MichaelCole !!!!!!!
@WWE @Fanatics @EGxo
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Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. retweeted
What would happen if @DealsWithEvil @OfDanhausen @SendMoniesNow won King of the Ring? 😂
#WWENOC
@GoldenInput
Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. retweeted
Michael Cole screaming “Flex Up, Stretch Out, Big Bands, Whoa” after Lil Yachty hit The People’s Elbow was f*cking hilarious 😭😭
#WWENOC
Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. retweeted
“@WWEMustafaCena: @MichaelCole do you reply the fans?” NO!
Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. retweeted
.@GoldenInput really loves this song 😂🎶
@ApplaudMyEncore @BelieveAtHim @EasierToBelieve @WriterOfChants | @AllTattedSavior
Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. retweeted
.@GoldenInput and @BrawlerAtHeart got that @/MugRootBeer DAWG in them! 🙌
Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. retweeted
Oh, Michael Cole? HUGE @joehendry guy. 🎵😂
Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. retweeted
Michael Cole will deliver #WrestleMania commentary tonight for the 25th time.
25th.
Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. retweeted
When you already told her she’s right 25 times and she’s still yelling at you
Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. retweeted
We're obsessed with whatever is wrong with you, @DanhausenAD 🧛♂️ 🦷
Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. retweeted
Liv Morgan just left in tears 🥺
@OnceLivedInAura @FumeAndFrolic @RevengeGoneMad @AlterMyDestiny @UnderEveryEye @KarmaScornedWar @BowDownToKarma @JewelsNeverRust
@GoldenInput @HornsForAHalo @LaAngelOscuraSV @LetThyDemonShow @ObsidianCherub
Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. retweeted
An award voted on by 39 people that takes a shot at my credibility? No thanks, you can keep it. All of this coming from someone with the dance moves of a leprechaun….
Our next BEXXIE AWARD goes to someone that all of you Becky Believers are forced to listen to each and every week. I apologize for the permanent EAR DAMAGE! The winner of BEST ANNOUNCER AT TELLING LIES AND GETTING FACTS INCORRECT goes to Michael Cole! @MichaelCole
Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. retweeted
The outcome from Belfast will remain the same this time around. Finn doesn’t get his happy ending. However, neither does Roman Reigns. He clearly expressed his decision, and one thing I’m certain of, is that he stands no chance come WrestleMania.
Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. retweeted
Looking forward to doing dry January, no alcohol just cocaine
Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. retweeted
A special video package where Michael Cole says farewell to John Cena
“John Cena has meant everything to me. My career will be forever intertwined with the greatest of all time, only because I was in the right place at the right time.”
Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. retweeted
Michael Cole bids farewell to John Cena 🥺
#ThankYouCena
Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. retweeted
#OnThisDayInWWE 15 years ago on #WWERaw:
Michael Cole feels bad for costing Jerry Lawler the WWE Title last week - but "not for the way I feel for The Miz"
@MichaelCole @JerryLawler @mikethemiz @bfg728
Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. retweeted
Don't put your hands on Michael Cole, @SungUponAMelody @MySongNeverEnds @ImperiousRobust @VisionToConquer @VisionsOfAsh @PlayMeThatTune @CueTheWar @ToLeadByExample @SaviorYouNeeded ! 😡
@GoldenInput