@GoldenInput

The coke-snorting, beer-drinking, ketchup-eating, Reebok-wearing, Slammy award-winning, Subaru-driving legend. (Parody of @MichaelCole.)

 Texas | EST ‘11
m.qooh.me/ohmycole
Joined September 2020
  • Tweets1.7K
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  • Followers251
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When the cocaine finally hits you.
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Stop trying to serenade me.
NKN. || Not @NatByNature.@ShesAHartAttackOct 22
HELLO. IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR @GoldenInput
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I am a snack.
NKN. || Not @NatByNature.@ShesAHartAttackOct 18
A smack, no. However, I'd take a snack.
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Need a smack?
NKN. || Not @NatByNature.@ShesAHartAttackOct 18
We hope so.
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Jets are gonna send me to an early grave.
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Chill, @ApexOrton.
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You’d miss me too much.
NKN. || Not @NatByNature.@ShesAHartAttackSep 25
As long as it gets me away from you, I'm game. 🥰🥰🥰
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Hopefully all this wind blows @ShesAHartAttack to another planet.
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I blame you.
NKN. || Not @NatByNature.@ShesAHartAttackSep 22
This darn app is broken tonight.
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Cocaine is love. Cocaine is life.
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Wouldn’t be Friday without us.
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Fine. I’ll buy you some cat food.
NKN. || Not @NatByNature.@ShesAHartAttackSep 2
Don't threaten me with a good time, old man. But at least get me some dinner first.
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Wanna know how a foot in your ass feels, too?
NKN. || Not @NatByNature.@ShesAHartAttackSep 1
Looooorddddd, my back just cracked so loud. Is this how @GoldenInput feels? Cause I don't want it.
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While your tweets make me nap, nap, nap.
NKN. || Not @NatByNature.@ShesAHartAttackAug 30
Time to make Ms. Parker go tap, tap, tap. Maybe some snap, snap, snap. 😉
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open.spotify.com/track/1Vp8U…

Atlantic City

Bruce Springsteen · Nebraska · Song · 1982

open.spotify.com
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29 years here and I’m still younger than @ShesAHartAttack.
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Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole. retweeted
90s WWE
@90sWWEAug 5
Michael Cole has been in WWE for 29 years 🙌🏻
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Gotta block Nattie once and for all.
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Did I ask?
NKN. || Not @NatByNature.@ShesAHartAttackAug 3
At least Wade looks good.
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What a weekend. #SummerSlam
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A Danhausen dollar! Finally this company paid me.
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