Trained wrong, as a joke. If you're reading this, your next banger tweet will be misspelled. There are no immunities.

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Joined May 2021
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babe are you ok? it’s already q4 and you’ve barely touched your “2026 roadmap”
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Heartbreaking. I’m not even a fan, it’s just heartbreaking to see a woman like this. 😭
“Couldn’t hurt to lose a few pounds” at what point exactly do we DRAW THE LINE? this is SICK-
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Replying to @Literally_Juno
All mountains exist to be climbed by men
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ジェイソン 最強の索敵コンボ‼️👀 アドオン『パーティーホーン』とパーク 『バシッ!』 の組み合わせで板と壁破壊時に サバイバー全員のオーラが何処でも見えます。 めちゃめちゃ便利! これで隠密してるサバを強襲しましょう🔪 教えてくれたあやたかさん有難う御座います🫡 #DBD #DeadbyDaylight
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湘南に出現した夜光虫。神秘的すぎる
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Don't let your parrot watch horror movies 😂🦜
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video depicts AI-generated footage of a cockatoo, not a real parrot reacting to horror movies. community.qvc.com/t5/Community-C… reddit.com/r/isthisAI/com…
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When the car you drew in kindergarten pulls up 🤣
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Unreleased Norm Macdonald audio (animation by @aronfromm)
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Them: but what if bitcoin doesn’t work out? What you gonna do then Me:
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🇺🇸 ‘Slap Shot’ (1977)
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Ahhh good times.
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World Deemed Unworthy Of Charlie Kirk buff.ly/s7dNePy
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I’ll follow back everyone who reposts this:
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Taking off a woman's bra at the end of the day
for women, taking off a bra at the end of the day is pure bliss. what’s the male equivalent?
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Family is Everything.
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When you clean for hours and then get reminded you have kids..
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