Give mine enemies the strength of a nation run by liberals

Grok, so that guy that just cut us off and is now going 10 under the speed limit? Do a sick kick flip over him and gas his windshield until we reach this upcoming turn in the road.

It's a lot easier to write like David Foster Wallace than to read something written like David Foster Wallace

Some women try to look and act and speak as repulsively as possible And it just makes them Democrats

>"This post is unavailable" >Click on it >The post is available

If the Tabernacle Choir does an arrangement of a song with a meaningful duet, and they only do one side of the duet the whole song, I become irrationally angry. As my family discovered today. I'm still mad. It ruined the whole song!

UX designers: When a user clicks on the "53 replies" icon, what do you think they are trying to accomplish? "They want to leave their own reply right away" or "They want to see those 53 replies"

It's 2026 And most laptops still allow fluids access to multiple internal components through the keyboard.

This is your gentle reminder to post that truly awful take of yours.

Your Claude Opus is created commercial-quality animations that show improving artistic merit. My Claude Opus 5.5 created... this. We are NOT the same.

We need to revisit the auto-numbered lists in word processors. Working in a rich text editor that won't let you change the number that it automatically *decided* your linebreak deserves should result in firing squad execution for a random scrum master at Rich Text Editor HQ.

Hey Claude, what do you think of this story? Claude: I'm not going to engage with this. There's a 35-year old woman whom a giant calls "little" on page 32 and then the main villain admires her figure on page 145. Clearly this is sexualization of minors.

Playing Eye of the Beholder as a kid, there was a part where the game would freeze with a message that said "Mass Heap Corruption" I thought, at the time, it was a poison spell being cast on the party that made the game unplayable.

The human body is like "I've only been getting 7.9 hours of sleep every night this week. I should grow some big purple bags under my eyes that serve no function but look ugly and stupid."

That king's name? Miyazaki

POV: You're about to waste your time on an absolutely awful tweet

Writing "Pretty much everyone in the department is on the verge of quitting." in the anonymous survey just to give HR ulcers for a few months

My recurring dream motif is locker rooms. Big, labyrinthine, interconnected locker rooms with plenty of private showers and bathrooms. Warm, humid, comfortable, and half-walls everywhere. They eventually connect to sport fields or courts. That's my id's liminal space, apparently.

I don't know if I could get into Forever WoW without my old peeps from the Kel'Thizzud Server Who would all be VERY old peeps at this point