@GloriousBearded

Time Traveling Alien, Woodsman, Artisan, Jester, Quick-Change Comedian, Tight-Rope Street Walker, and Word Acrobat. Welcome to my beard.

 The Woods
Joined January 2009
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One of my favorite mantras is โ€œFuck Nicki Minajโ€
TheCarterCode is a POPSTAR ๐Ÿ’ซ@thecartercodeOct 12
Heโ€™s not lying lol
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They live.
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@beyoncegardenOct 15
THIS IS TAKING ME OUT๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I love everything about him. Que chulo!
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The truth is really out there.
Jolina Jasmine@JolinaJasmineOct 13
The Trump administration isnโ€™t even trying to hide the aliens anymore bro
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This.
๐Ÿ’• Brittany Belle ๐Ÿ’•
@BrittanyinTexasOct 14
OMG ๐Ÿ˜‚ Whoever is playing Katie Zacharia deserves an EMMY. The impression is SO spot-on.๐Ÿ‘
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I would have stopped and died.
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@beyoncegardenOct 14
the way i wouldโ€™ve CRASHED that car omfg๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I almost peed out my nose.
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This is just insanity.
Acyn
@AcynOct 14
Trump: I travel with doctors. If people get sick in the audience, they leave them alone. You know what they call them? Collateral damage. If that person right over there, he looks like shit actually. He looks like he's ready to have a heart attack. If he did, my doctors would leave him alone.
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VOTE JAMIE WEST!! Drunks donโ€™t lie.
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Do I make you horny?
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kevin blue@kevinblue345Oct 11
white culture protecting another white teen: KJ Biermann, son of The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak and former NFL player Kroy Biermann: Aggravated child molestation; aggravated sexual battery; aggravated sodomy; false imprisonment
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And still plenty of men will find her delicious. Good for her.
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Warren
@swd2Oct 12
I watched that Shane Gillis monologue on SNL and Iโ€™m not sure who thought that was a good idea but I agree with everything Dan Levy says in this video.
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A massive earthquake has sparked tsunami warnings in Central America. The magnitude 7.7 earthquake has struck Panama, where people have been evacuated from buildings. There are also now tsunami warnings in nine countries.
๐—”๐—ฆ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐— ๐—˜๐—ง@Asismet_IFOct 9
#PANAMร: Terremoto de magnitud preliminar 7.7 interrumpe -en vivo- un programa deportivo en la ciudad de #Santiago ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฆ, a 60 km de distancia del epicentro.๐Ÿ“ Fuente: USGS. Video: Deportes RPC.
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Oh that explains it.
Sarrah Bellus
@sarrah_bellusOct 9
Getting ready to meet the president. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Finally! Something to wash off the acrid flavor of Chapell Roan. Fantastic!!
novi โ˜†ๅฝก@honeyhuimangOct 8
i was unaware of your game ashnikko i am thoroughly gagged
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Aliens do exist, sadly theyโ€™reโ€™ all vapid assholes. Sad.
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Love is in the air.
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Donald Trumpโ€™s diaper nurse Natalie.
Norma
@onorma_Oct 7
First thing that comes to mind
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Post-op update: the nerve block wore off & wow, this is the hardest Iโ€™ve been tested. ๐Ÿ˜ญ 36 hrs no sleep, but Iโ€™m built resilient. Facing this head-on because I know Iโ€™ll be back leading the pack & dancing soon. Love my crew, thanks for holding it down for me! ๐Ÿ‘‘โœจ
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