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Georgina Vallejo

@GinaValley

Finding humor in parenting my pack, marriage to The Professor, life & work. Not your typical soccer mom. Don’t give me any crap – I’m out of chocolate!

 Where Life & Funny cross
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Joined December 2011
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Happy Mother's Day to all who do the mommy-ing!!
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Unexpected SAHM@UnexpectedSAHM9 May 2023
Did I go to Target for a select few essentials? Yes. Did I walk away with a neon flamingo? Also yes. Have I already found a way to justify this purchase? Obviously.
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…and vacuuming and cleaning out the hall closet… #OGadultlife #livingthedream
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We never know what is going on inside of others…
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...just as He said! #Easter #ResurrectionSunday
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It's Friday...But Sunday is coming!
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Blessed Good Friday to you and yours.
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A lot can happen in 3 days...
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I can help with that! #chocolateforthewin
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I don’t mean to minimize the importance of any athlete’s physical accomplishments, but, as a mother, I am very concerned about who is going to clean up all of that confetti.
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I missed part of the commercial. Is it F&F 86 or 87 coming out now?
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I’d pay a million dollars to get to stay home for a month!! (Not that I have a million dollars! Or any dollars!)
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#mlk
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Dan Regan@DanRegan_Comedy27 Dec 2022
Oreos are salad if you put them in a salad bowl.
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Kevin The Dad@kevinthedad26 Dec 2022
A toddler will look you dead in the eye and ask you if it’s Christmas soon when Christmas was yesterday
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Yeah, I totally partied on New Year’s Eve, if by “totally partied” you mean cleaned out my dishes cupboard. #probablymorehappyabouthisthanIshouldbe #butlookhowtidy #justignorethemessintherestofthehouse
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Happy New Year!! Welcome 2023!! The new year has already started in Kiritimati, Kiribati. Let’s all resolve to be more kind and more patient and more granting of grace to all of the people in our world. #2023 #NewYear
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