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"I am the Fred Astaire of karate"

Toronto, ON 🇨🇦
Joined April 2011
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Make sure you are aware of your destination country's laws and customs before you travel abroad. xitter.cf/TheTorontoSun/status/9…
U.S. man arrested after woman's head found in suitcase in Japan bit.ly/2HSq2QN
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Happy Friday @BCampbell We still love you! MK All Day 💥🦅
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No, I want the punishment for criminals be so severe that my property is no longer attractive to them.
Want to make your property less attractive to criminals? Join the #WellingtonOPP for a free community presentation and learn practical crime prevention tips and proven strategies to help protect your home or business from break-ins. Event details: Date: October 27, 2026 Time: 7:00PM - 8:00PM Location: The #Fergus OPP Detachment Boardroom - 371 Charles Allan Way, Fergus Those interested in attending must RSVP by visiting the link below or by contacting the Wellington County OPP: 519-846-5930. eventbrite.ca/.../protect-yo…... ~~~~~ Vous souhaitez rendre votre propriété moins attrayante pour les criminels? Joignez-vous à la #WellingtonOPP pour une présentation communautaire gratuite et découvrez des conseils pratiques de prévention du crime ainsi que des stratégies éprouvées pour protéger votre domicile ou votre entreprise contre les effractions. Détails de l’événement : Date : 27 octobre 2026 Heure : 19 h à 20 h Lieu : Salle de conférence du détachement de la Police provinciale de l’Ontario (OPP) de Fergus – 371, chemin Charles Allan, Fergus Les personnes intéressées doivent confirmer leur présence en cliquant sur le lien ci-dessous ou en communiquant avec la Police provinciale de l’Ontario du comté de Wellington au 519-846-5930. eventbrite.ca/.../protect-yo…... @wellingtncounty @CentrWellington ^cm
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À pareille date en 1812.
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Ed Sheeran said “there’s supporting acts that depend on me for work” and all the supporting acts said “let’s us free you of that responsibility big man…” 🤭
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🚨T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY🚨 When one giveaway ends, another one begins. In honor of UFC 330 in Philadelphia we are giving away this Philly inspired Main Card Minute T-Shirt ‼️How to Enter‼️ ✅ Like this post ✅ Follow @maincardminute ✅ Retweet this post ⭐BONUS ENTRY⭐ ➕ Tag a friend in the comments Winner will be announced tomorrow night after the conclusion of UFC 330 during our Live Reaction Show on the Main Card Minute Youtube channel Good luck! #ufc330 #giveaway #free #ufcgiveaway
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I've noticed each member of Green Day has aged into a different type of beautiful lesbian
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Always remember that when things seem at their worst, they’re not, yet.
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I think it’s silly people always ask vegetarians how they get their protein. It’s obvious they get it from cum.
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Hey @BCampbell Just a regular reminder that we at MK still love and miss you. 💥
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If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.
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Dispatch: Intoxicated male in a green shirt is down at 1130 North Dearborn and his male White friend the Leprechaun is not helping him. #ChicagoScanner #Chicago
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1990 Sears Catalog: — Fleece Sets
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I’ll laugh at it
You ever just buy a bottle of Guy Fieri’s donkey sauce for a 3 second bit in a YouTube video that no one else will laugh at but yourself?
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Stop being pregnant around my cigarettes
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Thanks to Marlins Man who clearly brought a wizard with him tonight. See you tomorrow. #bluejays
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You’re laughing. Three million Rob Schneider fans are trapped in a digital purgatory and you’re laughing
Lmao I think this might be overstating the gravity of the situation a little
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‘twas the night before 9/11
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