Non-nutritive cereal varnish. Mediocre screenwriter. Worldwide #22 ranked Dad Joke deployer. askgeofflatulippe at GM. Just here to fall off the jetway again.

Joined July 2023
Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
*twitter exists in 96* Okay, but when are we gonna talk about how gross it is that Fargo robs the survivors of their agency by changing their names?
this must have broken so many brains back in 1996
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When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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If this was true, the US would have a better train system.
Gasps in the crowd as RFK jr reveals he’s just seen data that puts the autism rate near 20% @TMZ
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I mean, technically they’re not wrong…
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Maybe one day the Cleveland Guardians will once again put together a team that is good enough to win the World Series rather than needing to overachieve just to be able to dream of it.
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I was a teacher before law school. I couldn’t convince teenagers to wear deodorant. The idea that teachers are convincing kids that they should get sex changes is utterly ludicrous.
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Prayers up for Dak Prescott after that brutal late hit from thug Lukas Van Ness
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Talarico was born and raised in Texas. You came here from California and are trying to bribe our governor into selling you Boca Chica State Park. Get wrekt.
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 18
Talarico hates Texas
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Forcing allies to use a system that could be shut off at the whims of a South African Nazi does not sound like a good way to keep allies
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇪🇺 US threatens "devastating" retaliation against European companies if EU restricts Elon Musk's Starlink.
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Replying to @JomboyMedia
Yup, that’s me the camera op. Focus ring destroyed.
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Kirk Cousins just obliterated a camera
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Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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Netanyahu called me a liar when settlers detained me, along with a NYT photographer, in Zanuta this past July. Now, he is calling a Washington Post photographer a liar. Netanyahu, you are the liar with the blood of Palestinian children on your hands.
The Prime Minister’s Office: The facts surrounding the confrontation near Abu Falah, during which Washington Post photojournalist Heidi Levine was allegedly assaulted, remain unclear and are under investigation. Israel unequivocally condemns violence against anyone—Jews, Arabs, Christians or journalists. Those responsible will be held accountable. But serious questions remain. Reports indicate some 200 Arabs and far-left activists confronted approximately 40 Israeli youths. Footage shows masked individuals on both sides hurling objects, amid reports of fireworks fired at Jewish youths. Other footage appears to show Levine knocked down and immediately helped to her feet by the same unidentified individual. The investigation must establish the facts, including who initiated the violence. We will not allow disputed incidents to be exploited to demonize the hundreds of thousands of law-abiding Jewish residents of Judea and Samaria. The facts must determine the conclusions. Not the headlines.
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The Jaguars every time they have a chance to end Houston’s season
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Barry
@BarryOnHereOct 18
You already know BYU students are gonna soak this one in.
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You gotta feel bad for IU football fans most of them have never experienced a loss during their 1 season as fans
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This is an insane thing to do. Alito will retire soon and the MI race could determine control of the Senate. If Republicans have control, Trump will replace Alito with a young conservative, locking up the seat for decades. Put on your big boy pants and quit this bullshit.
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Oct 16
Detroit News: Former Chair of the Michigan Democratic Party is leading an effort to make sure Democrats leave their ballot blank for the US Senate race in Michigan. Lon Johnson, the former chair, supported Rep. Haley Stephens over El-Sayed in the August Democratic primary. detroitnews.com/story/opinio…
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There's white kids in my deep south neighborhood doing exactly this while their divorced dads drink beer and watch the LSU game. Christianity is no better
🇺🇸The religion of peace. Do I have your attention yet.🇺🇸
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Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
every tesla sales pitch is the monorail episode of “the simpsons”
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Tried some overnight oats with protein powder, greek yogurt and berries. Not only is it healthy and packed with protein, it is disgusting.
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