@GeoffAgain

Non-nutritive cereal varnish. Mediocre screenwriter. Worldwide #22 ranked Dad Joke deployer. askgeofflatulippe at GM. Just here to fall off the jetway again.

thegeofflatulippe.substack.com/
Joined July 2023
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Twitter Friends: Anyone out there looking for a bargain on luxury jewelry? I have a gift certificate for $2K to Tacori, but I don't really have a need for ornamentation. Anyone wanna take it off my hands at a deep discount? Get at me. tacori.com/
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Colin McGHOULin@colinthecrabb12m
*twitter exists in 96* Okay, but when are we gonna talk about how gross it is that Fargo robs the survivors of their agency by changing their names?
chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTV8h
this must have broken so many brains back in 1996
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Hoodville
@Hoodville_12h
When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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The "R" is for "rapscallion" and the "D" for "donnybrook". There will be no voting, simply a duel outside the saloon at sundown.
Massimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 17
The two candidates for Missouri House of Representatives District 158 have something in common. Left: incumbent R - Scott Cupps Right: D - Chris Foster
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Easton Freeze
@eastonfreeze2h
Sources: Firearm involved in Jordan Elliott’s release from Titans following frustration with teammate that carried over after practice atozsports.com/nfl/tennessee…

Sources: Firearm involved in Jordan Elliott’s release from Titans following frustration with...

The Tennessee Titans cut a veteran defensive tackle who followed Robert Saleh from San Francisco, and A to Z Sports sources detail what happened after Thursday's practice on Oct 15.

atozsports.com
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Genuine pants-saving information for a good number of you. This is correct.
Max@maxxamillian_97Oct 20
Replying to @henstepping
@henstepping
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This is what it looks like to watch someone get made homeless in real time.
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This is a Tweet specifically for @parsons_tor.
Sara Luterman@slooterman11h
If this was true, the US would have a better train system.
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Sara Luterman@slooterman11h
If this was true, the US would have a better train system.
CHARLIE COTTON
@hicharliecottonOct 20
Gasps in the crowd as RFK jr reveals he’s just seen data that puts the autism rate near 20% @TMZ
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I mean, technically they’re not wrong…
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I've long thought Shane Gillis is a terminally unfunny, boring scrub with no point of view and nothing interesting to say. A true vanilla regressing to the middle. A vibeless void. Which is why I'm constantly surprised y'all give him the power you do. He's an inert blob.
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He made the lamest, laziest joke on the planet, and somehow you all turned him into the Secretary of State. Why? He's a fartnoise. Treat him as such.
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Danny Cunningham
@RealDCunninghamOct 20
Maybe one day the Cleveland Guardians will once again put together a team that is good enough to win the World Series rather than needing to overachieve just to be able to dream of it.
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They gave me more than I expected in April. I'm *extremely* glad it's over. #GuardsBall
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Not sure I've ever read of a worse idea.
Variety
@VarietyOct 20
Disney will air a “Star Wars”-themed animated telecast of Super Bowl LXI on Feb. 14, 2027: • Titled “Star Wars Funday Football,” the broadcast will use NFL player-tracking technology to recreate every play of the game in real time, transforming NFL players into animated avatars • C-3PO will play a major role, with other “Star Wars” characters making appearances throughout the game • The broadcast will air on Disney+, Disney Channel and Disney XD wp.me/pc8uak-1lHYyq
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I have so many thoughts about YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, my God.
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If pretending to come out of the closet is a strategy for derailing the worst accusations in the Epstein Files it would be the first intriguing thing Trump's PR team ever did.
Headquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 20
Trump: I told the generals, I said, do me a favor, General, would you do me a favor? All these handsome guys, they look like they're always great looking, these 4-star guys. I don't know if they get the job by their look. But there are these 3 beautiful guys standing in front of me
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Oh, come on. This fucking sucks. Goddamnit.
Variety
@VarietyOct 19
Richard Riehle, Character Actor in 'Office Space,' 'Star Trek,' 'Bridesmaids' and More, Dies at 78 variety.com/2026/film/news/r…

Richard Riehle, Character Actor in ‘Office Space,’ ‘Star Trek,’ ‘Bridesmaids’ and More, Dies at 78

Richard Riehle, known for his role as Tom Smykowski in "Office Space" and many other character actor parts, died of natural causes Oct. 15. He was 78.

variety.com
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: HOLY MOTORS is streaming free on YouTube at the moment. If you've never partaken, my goodness, it is an actual cinematic experience. Go lose yourself in it.
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MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouchOct 19
NEW: A Black MAGA influencer who spent years promoting Trump and Republicans says she was KICKED OUT of a Ken Paxton rally at the request of his campaign manager. The visibly upset creator, who has over 200,000 TikTok followers, says she drove two hours to attend and has no idea why she was removed. meidasnews.com/news/ken-paxt…

Ken Paxton Removes Black Conservative Content Creator From Event

The upset MAGA influencer was perplexed that Paxton’s campaign manager wanted her removed.

meidasnews.com
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shannon. 🇵🇸@ohheyitsshanajOct 18
I was a teacher before law school. I couldn’t convince teenagers to wear deodorant. The idea that teachers are convincing kids that they should get sex changes is utterly ludicrous.
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