Just a fella, blessing the rains. All views represent those of the BBC. Literally all of them.

Joined September 2016
All these illegal Tory parties and poor Dianne couldn’t even have a fucking gin in a tin on the train?!?!
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Yesterday I, along with my entire family and a shit-ton of my friends from ethnic minority backgrounds, were made second-class citizens in the UK as a result of the Nationality and Borders Bill. 6 million of us can now be stripped of our nationality without being told about it.
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I, personally, make all my urban planning decisions on the advice of under 10s
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Replying to @BBCNews
The good news is the UK has ordered 40 million vaccine doses. The bad news is they will be delivered by Hermes so we will never see them...
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Chris Whitty warning that Tier 3 might not be enough. Leading to... Tier Four Fears
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Louie retweeted
SpaceX
@SpaceX25 Sep 2020
Completed a full duration test fire of the Raptor Vacuum engine at SpaceX’s rocket development facility in McGregor, Texas
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uk breaking international law? its more likely than you think
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I know how they feel
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Just as the government tries to make everyone stay at home again.... ONLY CONNECT RETURNS! Yes, you’ll be screaming to get out, from 8pm tonight @BBCTwo
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I can handle another lockdown. The one thing I cannot handle is the goddam Christmas adverts. I beg you John Lewis, please do not make an advert where a family buys grandma a laptop so they can zoom on Xmas day to an acoustic version of we are family by sister sledge I BEG YOU
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This can’t be real. Is this real? This can’t be real.
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As a Salisbury resident I can contextualise the decision. If I’m correct Tim lives near the Cathedral and in order to boycott the Co-op he has to walk about 1.3 miles past a Tesco store and the largest Waitrose in the area. The Co-Op has three aisles and is miniscule.
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Louie retweeted
Elon Musk
@elonmusk20 Jul 2020
Both fairing halves caught from space by @SpaceX ships!
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Quit sending Xenninials and Millennials things to print at home. We don't have a printer. And if we do, we haven't found the power cord from our last move. We had been surviving on secretly using our work printers for years.
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Chris Whitty has one of those pens with blue, green, red and black ink and you just know his notes are absolutely colour-coded to shit
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Finished Thatcher’s The Downing Street Years last night. Before reading this, I really didn’t know that much about her or her premiership, so it was fab to learn. It was clear that her knowledge and understanding of so many things was paramount, and I found her detail on topics
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35 years ago tomorrow morning, the phone rang and I was sent to Ireland. A jumbo jet had vanished from radar over the Irish coast on its way from Montreal to Heathrow. It had been blown to bits. For years, Canadian governments treated it as "not our problem." But it was. 1/10
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YES SIR YOU BET I AM READY TO DIE FOR A PINT OF WARM CARLING
Boris Johnson agrees with a Conservative MP that it is people's “patriotic duty” to go to the pub once they reopen.
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It provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire but takes away the performance. It makes us, and it marrs us! It makes us stand to...and not stand to.
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Answer by @alkalinesec Dude... math always gets us emotional
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