@GeneralHandler

Just a fella, blessing the rains. All views represent those of the BBC. Literally all of them.

Joined September 2016
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feel like pure shit just want him back
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All these illegal Tory parties and poor Dianne couldn’t even have a fucking gin in a tin on the train?!?!
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I knew you'd all come back around to Brown. The second the chips are down, everyone comes crawling back to daddy Brown.
Yesterday I, along with my entire family and a shit-ton of my friends from ethnic minority backgrounds, were made second-class citizens in the UK as a result of the Nationality and Borders Bill. 6 million of us can now be stripped of our nationality without being told about it.
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Newsflash: recruiters are still scum. That's all.
Well, it's finally happened: HMRC is threatening to take me to court. Frankly, I can't believe it's taken this long.
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The first rule of radiotherapy treatment planning system development is apparently that you can't break userspace if userspace never worked in the first place
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I am proud to maintain this tradition
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Do this harmful thing or I'll immediately resort to racism is a hell of a take
Dr Jordan B Peterson
@jordanbpeterson2 Apr 2021
Sure. If you think standardized tests carefully developed by experienced psychometricians are biased just wait until you experience what they're replaced with. Right, Asians?
.@VaccineStatusUK I've been trying to work out for ages now why you predict slightly more cumulative second doses than first in your predictions. Is it making assumptions about the number of deaths in the 12 week period? If so, do you account for people aging into the priorities?
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Forgive me father, for I have sinned
.@SLC_Repayment I have overpaid on my student loan, is there not a form where I can complete a refund request without having to spend over an hour on hold? Also directing people to tweet at you as a first resort is bizarre btw
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So it is now the actual policy of the UK that PhD students should work for 6 months with no pay to complete their work. Jesus fucking christ, you cannot make this shit up
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I suppose I can always live off all of the savings I built up over the last 3 years, working for sub-minimum wage
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.@gethuel I just got charged for a subscription I had thought I'd cancelled (to a house I no longer live in) is it possible to stop it before dispatching?
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I, personally, make all my urban planning decisions on the advice of under 10s
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There is somebody in this zoom call snoring. Oh sweet jesus the bystander effect has now kicked in and we're all just going to let it happen
Brands are now negging us using meal deals into engaging with random people doing advertising. What a time to be alive.
Tesco
@Tesco9 Nov 2020
Quote tweet this tweet and get 0 likes, 0 RT’s and 0 comments by 1pm tomorrow, winner gets a free #TescoMealDeal on us!
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Let's hope I stay at 0 likes & comments guys!
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