@GSOldman

A latter-day Yossarian in a battle of wits with a Starbucks-fueled Luftwaffe. In the event of a loss of cabin pressure...

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I've never been one to complain much but... where the hell did my timeline go? Anyone else having this problem?
I think this is the upper crust's definition of "pay dirt."
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#PartyOfTrump is trending #18 in America. Retweet to push it to #1

#PartyOfTrump

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Retweet if you think Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley should resign immediately.
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Touché.
Spot@Spotinator8 Nov 2020
Dear Mr. Das Presidente: Sincere congratulations. You're train ride will be over soon, and your golf bags unloaded at the station. Enjoy a long, relaxing life of bogeys.
Why the hell does my timeline refuse to load past the last 5-6 hours? C'mon, Twitter, there's times when I can't be on your damn platform half a day. Why shouldn't I be able to see those tweets?
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I mean, at best, there's full hours of gaps that don't make sense. I use Twitter for communication, not elimination.
Retweet if you'd rather watch #DoctorsOnlyPressConferences about #COVID19 instead of listening to lying propaganda by @realDonaldTrump who doesn't care how many people die from #coronavirus
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Tired of Matt Gaetz? His 2020 Democratic opponent is 26-year Navy veteran @PhilEhr. Checkout the powerful video released today by Phil’s campaign, then share it to help spread the word!
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Trump did this. It’s all on Donald Trump. Retweet if you agree.
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Three more days (thru Jan 1) to get a free ebook version of DAFOAC from Smashwords. #amwriting #WritingCommunity #authors smashwords.com/books/view/62…
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What happens after you finish writing a novel? You run away from it so the words don't beat you into a nightmare of what the hell you did. An attempt to forget all of it and move on to a new ordeal. #amwriting #WritingCommunity #authors
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Yep, it's out there again. Until Jan 1 the ebook version (not the audiobook) of DECLINE AND FALL OF ALTERNATIVE CIVILIZATION is available FREE from Smashwords! Y'all can hook it to your horse easy now... smashwords.com/books/view/62…
Well, since you ask... there's the audiobook of my novel DECLINE AND FALL OF ALTERNATIVE CIVILIZATION. And it's in all the places audiobooks usually are! 😎 amazon.com/Decline-Fall-Alte…
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While I'm at it I'll also mention that the original ebook version of DAFOAC is FREE for a week—Dec 25 to Jan1—on Smashwords... smashwords.com/books/view/62…
Priceless!
Joshua Isard@JoshuaIsard21 Dec 2019
Last night I saw a kid wearing a flannel with a t-shirt underneath that said GWAR. I was about to tell her to rock on when, upon closer inspection, I saw that the flannel was blocking a few letters and the t-shirt in fact said HOGWARTS. Super awkward moment narrowly averted.
OK, I'm game... Cannery Row aaaannnd lotsa, lotsa other books.
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"To Donald" Dear Mr. Das Presidente: Am happy to wish you well. I'm told that prisons have very good barber shops, and may serve most beautiful chocolate cake on holidays.
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Sent to the cleaners, left to wilt, I sent myself back, stitches ripping at seams. Grinning in moonlit kitchens, payback left Fortunato dancing in boiling grease and silver. #horrorprompt #writingprompt #writingcommunity #poetrycommunity #amwriting
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It took burning old books to get the right amount of ash into the formula. Sad, but otherwise the undead parts of life would have merely been obliterated. A shame to waste perfect bound and flesh. #horrorprompt #writingprompt #writingcommunity #poetrycommunity
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