The Little Fat Geordie back from the big smoke

Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
Joined November 2006
Hang it in the Louvre 😍⚡️ @premrugby
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'This is a church to Kevin Keegan' 🥹🤍 Moving pre-match scenes at St. James' Park as Newcastle and Liverpool come together to pay tribute to King Kev. 📻 @bbcjohnmurray & Pat Nevin #BBCFootball #NEWLIV #NUFC #LFC
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Simply stunning. @worflags 🖤🤍
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A beautiful chapter is coming ⚫️⚪️🤩 @NUFC
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Kevin Keegan, 1951-2026 👑
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Twelve years ago, Russia shot down Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17, killing 298 innocent people. Today, we remember every victim and stand with their families, and all the nations that lost their loved ones on that tragic day. The downing of MH17 was nothing but a terrorist act. Russia has made such terror against civilians a defining feature of its policy – toward its neighbors, the world more broadly, and even its own people. It is important to ensure that the world doesn’t turn a blind eye and that for every Russian crime – both against Ukrainians and against other people – there is justice and accountability.
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In this Backyard, it’s “win or go home,” and this crew hasn’t left since the 90's. Where there’s a pitch, there’s a legend. #YouGotThis
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EXCLUSIVE🚨: Any club looking to sign Nottingham Forest Midfielder Elliot Anderson MUST also include a bid for Newcastle United’s £30m rated goalkeeper Odysseas Vlachodimos, this is due to a clause that was included in the transfer that seen the pair switch clubs in 2024 Manchester United and Manchester City are expected to go head to head to sign the England star this summer.
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CHARLOTTE BANKES AND HUW NIGHTINGALE YOU SUPERSTARS!!! 🥇 It’s a GOLD MEDAL in the mixed snowboard cross! 🔥 #TeamGB | #MilanoCortina2026
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Sickening behaviour, poor horse. Please show some love to North East Hunt Monitors who filmed this.
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Jimmy Kimmel basically just lost his job for saying Charlie Kirk’s killer was MAGA. Just a few days ago, here’s Brian Kilmeade of Fox News saying homeless people should be killed: He still has his job:
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One of the greatest nights in British boxing history. You'll never be forgotten Ricky 🩵
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Newcastle United statement: Alexander Isak

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Never forget what football's all about #nufc
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"Be a man and do what you agreed to do!" 📝 JAFFN is back with a bang, as @jamesallcott is joined by special guest @Flav_Bateman, who kick-starts season 7 with an Alexander Isak transfer saga rant. 💥

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Watch this. I dare you not to cry.
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Last night’s South Park episode roasting Trump and Paramount was so good I have to post the entire thing. Enjoy!
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🏟️ I have two tickets for Oasis at Wembley this Saturday 26 July but need to swap them for two for the following Saturday 2 August (also Wembley) The tickets are seated in the lower bowl, Block 102 Looking to do an in-person swap in London this week Any shares appreciated 🙏
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Post a photo that only makes sense to #NUFC fans
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HEATON STANNINGTON ARE THE 2025 NORTHUMBERLAND SENIOR CUP WINNERS!! Dan Groves scores the decisive spot-kick as Dean Nicholson’s men win 5-4 in the shoot-out and win the Senior Cup for the first time in their history.
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