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Oh. It's YOU. Stop wasting my time and get back to testing. 《Portal RP • Icon: euriia • #Ðεѕυ》

Aperture Laboratories
Joined May 2012
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Cube cannot speak.
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··𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐮𝐬 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲. 𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐮𝐬 𝑴𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒚-𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒌𝒆-𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆!·· 🌕 Portal / Valve RP 🌕 OC and MV friendly 🌕 Ships on chem. 🌕 Lit./Semi-Lit. 🌕 10+ years experience A ᴅɪᴛᴛʏ ʙʏ #Ðεѕυ
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The real me.
Photo: Who is She flipping off? Is it Wheatley? Chell? We may never know… This was only meant to be a small... tmblr.co/ZaA9zl1tE2Tdy
Can you believe that Ellen McClain, voice of GLaDOS, told Danny Sexbang that she wouldn't mind be part of a "ninja sex party"?
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Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued.
Replying to @GLaDBITCH
@GLaDBITCH I am not stalking! Juuust so you know.
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((I ship like every robot that has ever existed with GLaDOS tbh))
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Did something happen? [yawn] I wasn't watching.
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Try to avoid the garbage hurtling towards you.
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I’m brilliant. I’m not bragging, it’s an objective fact. I’m the most massive collection of wisdom that’s ever existed, and I hate you.
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If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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{{ W E L L... itslater}}
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Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
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Even humans, as stupid as they are, would say you look stupid when you do that.
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I was so bored, I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Ugh. I hope YOU didn't write any of them.
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That will give you PLENTY of time to chat.
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Lovebots GO Little robo-willie rises from between its legs
This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?
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