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ungovernable #DaBears #Blackhawks #Bulls parody

Joined August 2021
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if my future husband doesn’t mention how funny i am in our vows i will simply exit stage left
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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National Tight Ends Day isn't even a real holiday. the NFL adapted it from a pagan fullback festival held each year at the time of the fall equinox
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A storm's brewing 🌊
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I don’t wanna work… I wanna drink 100 beers and drive as fast as I can
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Steelers HC Mike McCarthy (ankle, fat) has returned to the sideline after an injury he incurred while standing.
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Everyone has a fake job except alcoholics. Normal people browse the internet all day while alcoholics hold the earth on their shoulders.
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How I’m sleeping tonight
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listen we all wanna be like “lucy is such a cunt” but how many times does charlie brown need to get rekt by the football trick before we realize he needs to take some goddamn accountability
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*holding the fruit snack in my pocket like a gun* freeze! This is a roll-up!
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My cousin overdosed on green eggs and ham last night he didn’t suffer
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2024 NFL QB Draft Class: Advanced Stat Comparison Caleb Williams vs. Jayden Daniels vs. Drake Maye vs. Bo Nix
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how it feels to dm ppl on Twitter:
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I never wanted to look awkward buying just condoms so I’d also get 50 or 60 packages of shrimp flavored ramen so I wouldn’t look like a weirdo.
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*at the poop drive thru* uhhh can i get a number 2
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This the contraption Shane Gillis works out on at the gym
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The female urge to say “so you hate me”
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You start jerking off and suddenly everyone decides to text you
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