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Eu sou o Titanic da razão.

São Paulo, Brazil
Joined January 2011
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Uma vaca comendo churrasco.
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Oliver Wood becomes a time traveler and decides to adopt Harry Potter. Not to save him from the Dursleys, but to turn him into the greatest Seeker in wizarding history. Years later, Harry meets Draco Malfoy at Madam Malkin’s. “Play Quidditch at all?” Draco asks. “Seeker,” Harry replies. “Same. Know what house you’ll be in? I know I’ll be in Slytherin. Imagine being in Hufflepuff. I think I’d leave, wouldn’t you?” “Yeah, I’d also leave if I got Hufflepuff.” Draco smirks, until Harry starts explaining his reasoning. “Hufflepuff has Cedric Diggory, a third-year Seeker. I’d be stuck as his backup until my sixth year. Ravenclaw has Cho Chang coming up, so I’d be waiting until my seventh year there.” Draco’s smirk slowly disappears. “Gryffindor or Slytherin would be best. Slytherin’s Seeker is a seventh-year, so he’ll be gone next year. Gryffindor just lost Charlie Weasley, and none of the younger students look promising. If I get to choose, I’m going Gryffindor. I might make the team as a first-year.” Draco stares at him in disbelief. “You—You can’t just pick your house based on what their Quidditch team looks like!” Harry shrugs. “Why not?”
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Woodworking Tricks That Save Time and Effort 👌
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Tudo muito bonito mas vampiro de Juliet não dá
Marvel magic comes to Magic: The Gathering. An original narrative, new looks for beloved characters, and more await you in Marvel: Darkhold Destiny. #MTGxDarkhold
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“Numb” by Linkin Park as featured in… whatever this is (no idea)
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Fael sempre foi mais que apenas um Mc de gastação👊🏼
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PERFEITO!!! Hahahahahaha
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When you both idiots
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Bedtime Stories #MTG
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Você que odeia IA, vai tomar no cu. – at São Caetano do Sul, Brasil
DuckTales premiered 39 years ago today. I loved that show. Not for the gold. For the idea that adventure meant going somewhere wild with people you love. It was Indiana Jones for kids. Nobody's making the movie, so I made the trailer. Sound on. 🦆
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Em compensação tem mais bala comendo do que criança. – at São Caetano do Sul, Brasil
todo dia eu agradeço pelo Rio de Janeiro ser um dos poucos lugares no Brasil que não fala MISTURA para se referir às proteínas da comida. que coisa horrorosa isso
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deus com letra minuscula e Naruto com letra maiuscula
deus tira toda a tristeza do Naruto e coloca no flávio bolsonaro
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Stonks – at São Caetano do Sul, Brasil
Na primeira bienal que eu fui (eu tinha 12 anos) eu não sabia que tinha que pagar o livro NO LUGAR ONDE EU PEGUEI O LIVRO, achava que era tipo, na saída. Então eu peguei uns 15 livros e só sai andando na moral com uma pilha de livros
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O pau torando
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作ってしまいました
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Also we have the top 32 from Brazil Nationals: tcdecks.net/deck.php?id=4430… We don't have the whole meta breakdown but i made a visual representation of the top decks. Thanks to Gabriel Francois for sending the data. #premodernmtg
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Mil gols só o Pelé. #BrazilianNationals #Premodernmtg – at São Caetano do Sul, Brasil
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Holy shit the first career ending injury in robotic athletics
WATCH: A humanoid robot training for the “Robot Olympics” in Beijing runs too fast, fails to stop, slams into a safety cushion, and breaks at the waist
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