Emma Swan

~Excali-burn~ "I'm just a sword trying to fall in love with a girl. Same old story." 🗡️Emma Swan / Excaliborg 🌮Please feed ⚗️Ships with chemistry. Well, technically thaumatology, but hey ✒️#FrostedSiren 🔪unless I like you, uninvited people sending DMs get stabbed.

Hello madam mayor.

Eh. They're all assholes anyway

And Grandshelt fire wine is cruelty free! No dwarves were forced to live underneath the surface of the earth to make it

Between the two of us, we have two brain cells who regularly compete for third place.

Is it?

I really shouldn't do it, should I?

Okay. So. Disconnected from a primary magic source. That's gotta be her. However, if we take that connection by putting together a thaumatic tether to your closest friends.... Aaaaand we wave the magic sword and go bippity boppity boop

If I've got that right, that's cat for "hey, Listen!"

Unreasonably overpowered jellyfish alien of doom. I would have expected this from Arachne before you but the sheer style of this little guy makes sense.

All I'm saying is that Jiggly puff exists and you are all wrong about the best pokemon.

YOU CAN'T HAVE A NULL MAGICAL SIGNATURE

You walked into that one with a target on your face

. . . I mean, didn't you actually do that?

Touché, but I more thought that you seemed complicated by intentional design, than anything else.

You really are very simple inside. I forget that, sometimes.

No, you weren't, you just made better plans than the other guy's ability to overpower you enough times that it looked that way