Astoria Mills

"I've been called many things, but the only title I've ever earned was the Last Sage of Hess" 🗡️Sol(FFBE)/Astoria Mills 🤍Sage of light 😺GodKitten ⚠️ Volatile 🖊️#FrostedSiren

Yes.

I like this one better

It's not about the avatar, or your desire to change it. It's your heart. Idiot.

Tactically, attacking someone you can't hurt through their loved ones is clever In practicality, however, that means you're going to be pissing off something you can't hurt on a level you've never seen them pissed off to before So you better have a plan for that

My family tree resembles a bramblebush and it is entirely the fault of my mother and my sister, Loki.

That is unlikely to be discontinued anytime soon

I'm assuming you aren't still in possession of anything from my birth.

It is something of a tradition for the child to name themselves. Identification spells will work on them long before they are born.

This sounds like the most Antoinette Stark to ever Antoinette Stark.

Oh, yes, because I didn't read "what to expect when you're merspecting by Arachne Watts". SHE THREW THAT UP, TOO

High five

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THIS IS OUTSIDE THE PURVIEW OF MY TRAINING

. . . That does not smell appetizing.

The ever boiled water, Destroyer of all leaves

Do not take it personally.

The defense rests.

. . . Do you honestly think that after all this time, I would betray my oath as the last sage of Hess? I am not Sol, sage of light because I CARE about saving the world. It's never been. It's always been that I AM ONE OF THE DUMB ASSHOLES WHO LIVE HERE.