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Tonight’s dinner. Traditional beef stew with a big slice of cinnamon sourdough bread. Long live October!
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Replying to @washghost1
Depends entirely on your financial situation. If you can buy the house without needing the cash from selling your current, it’s fine. If you need the sell to happen first, it’s generally fine but gets stressful at the end.
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Replying to @morganisawizard
This is a Bob Ross painting. Nice try.
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Sounds like Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die?
Inde Navarrette will star in and executive produce sci-fi thriller ‘The Waffle House Index’ for Apple It follows a waitress whose already bad day gets worse when a stranger with a gun shows up during her night shift What happens after involves a mass flood, killer crocodiles, a nuclear explosion, a magical bunker under the Waffle House, and aliens (via @THR)
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Replying to @AmiriKing
4) Notorious gunfighter, Johnny Ringo. This photo was taken only two years before Johnny’s death. His body was found sitting against a tree in Turkey Creek Canyon near the Chiricahua Mountains, with a revolver nearby. He was 32.
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It looks very red in this picture. I promise it’s much more appetizing in my bowl.
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Tonight’s easy dinner: Shredded rotisserie chicken Yellow peppers Onion Rao’s sauce w/noodles Quick, tasty, feeds the family
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Replying to @AuthorGFAllen
I mostly read at night, in bed. The kindle was a game changer purely due to the backlit light. I could never go back.
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Traumatized for Life Starter Kit. Who else would you add?
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The bowling pin
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Replying to @spooky_nature
Perfect until you tap the breaks and all that comes flying off the dashboard. 😆
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Ok, this is hilarious. I need an air cannon.
Air cannons have quite the range - she had no idea what was hitting her. 😂
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“If my friends were here, we'd be killing it with hammers. I can tell you that much.”
2K added Derrick Rose sitting courtside @chicagobulls games in #NBA2K27
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Dear @elonmusk - how do I prevent these AI slop stories from clouding up my feed?
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We should fine any website that waits to load ads, that suddenly shift the entire site. So when you click, you're magically clicking on the ad that wasn't there a nanosecond ago. Yes, I'm talking about you, @letterboxd.
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