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Tonight’s dinner. Traditional beef stew with a big slice of cinnamon sourdough bread. Long live October!
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Sounds like Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die?
Culture Crave 🍿
@CultureCraveSep 3
Inde Navarrette will star in and executive produce sci-fi thriller ‘The Waffle House Index’ for Apple It follows a waitress whose already bad day gets worse when a stranger with a gun shows up during her night shift What happens after involves a mass flood, killer crocodiles, a nuclear explosion, a magical bunker under the Waffle House, and aliens (via @THR)
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Amiri King
@AmiriKingSep 1
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4) Notorious gunfighter, Johnny Ringo. This photo was taken only two years before Johnny’s death. His body was found sitting against a tree in Turkey Creek Canyon near the Chiricahua Mountains, with a revolver nearby. He was 32.
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Tonight’s easy dinner: Shredded rotisserie chicken Yellow peppers Onion Rao’s sauce w/noodles Quick, tasty, feeds the family
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It looks very red in this picture. I promise it’s much more appetizing in my bowl.
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Black mold and inbreeding do not make for a healthy life. My rapid thoughts on Poe's FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER. thefrontofficeblog.com/2026/…

Poe Rapid Take: The Fall of the House of Usher

As promised, here is my rapid reaction to The Fall of the House of Usher. Holy run-on sentences, Edgar! My middle school English teachers would have completely run out of red ink had a draft of thi…

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80s Kidz
@80s_KidzAug 31
Traumatized for Life Starter Kit. Who else would you add?
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Ok, this is hilarious. I need an air cannon.
AlphaFox
@alphafoxAug 27
Air cannons have quite the range - she had no idea what was hitting her. 😂
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“If my friends were here, we'd be killing it with hammers. I can tell you that much.”
JumpmanGerm
@Jumpman_GermAug 27
2K added Derrick Rose sitting courtside @chicagobulls games in #NBA2K27
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Dear @elonmusk - how do I prevent these AI slop stories from clouding up my feed?
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We should fine any website that waits to load ads, that suddenly shift the entire site. So when you click, you're magically clicking on the ad that wasn't there a nanosecond ago. Yes, I'm talking about you, @letterboxd.
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My new blog post is up. Curious if anyone else finds themselves in this same boat? Do I Actually Like Edgar Allan Poe? thefrontofficeblog.com/2026/…

Do I Actually Like Edgar Allan Poe?

Edgar Allan Poe. Where do you even start? How about with the massive Anthology collection of his I bought from Barnes & Noble about 15 years ago. Or maybe the smaller collection of works I boug…

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Pumpkin Cold Brew Season Has Begun
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I may or may not have some pumpkins and a headless horseman out on my shelves already.
Ophelia🍂@OpheliaLunplAug 13
Well, in that case, we should definitely make it a habit🍂
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autumn girl@talya9646171863Aug 14
autumn 🎃
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Francisco Ribeiro@fraverisAug 12
Harbor of Night's Silence by Leiko Tar
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KATE
@myctoraeAug 13
This guys Tiktoks are my honest to god bread and butter ugh
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Heat with a laugh track is something, man.
Nick Thomas
@onedumbboyAug 11
Found an old VHS bootleg of Heat where you can hear the audience reaction and it's really awesome hearing a crowd of people laugh at Pacino's "great ass" line. There's something so pure about it.
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