ForensicChick retweeted
There were more Black people dancing onstage in the #SuperBowl halftime show than the combined number of Black head coaches, GMs and team presidents in NFL history.
Not that I was counting. I didn’t even watch. I’m just guessing there was more than 24 Black people dancing.
ForensicChick retweeted
Watching a little kid get walked by a big dog is one of life's most reliable joys.
ForensicChick retweeted
“I can’t understand why the racists who just tried to destroy the electoral process won’t help us pass a law to prevent racists from destroying the electoral process.”
- The Democratic Party
ForensicChick retweeted
TV. Episodes. That. Establish. Character. Dynamics. Are. Not. Filler. Episodes.
ForensicChick retweeted
Me: hoo
*27 minutes later as my toddler's bowling ball hits one pin*
Me: ray!!!
ForensicChick retweeted
Bachelor In Paradise is like the Avengers of the Bachelor Cinematic Universe except instead of Thor you have Chad the angry roidhead with the emotional complexity of a cheese grater
ForensicChick retweeted
"how are we gonna pay for universal health care?"
We already pay for it. Just use the $10,000 a year we spend on premiums + copays and cut out health care companies' $40 billion in annual profits.
Put our money toward toward health care, not a health insurance exec's 3rd yacht.
ForensicChick retweeted
This scene is more revolutionary than I think they even knew and it really stuck with me as a child. Especially the last line.
ForensicChick retweeted
No. The guy who starred in anti-Semite Mel Gibson’s anti-Semitic movie about the fever dream beginnings of modern anti-Semitism is out there promoting anti-Semitic conspiracy theories based on the same anti-Semitism he’s already promoted?
Get right out of town.
ForensicChick retweeted
It's wild that everyone is freaking out about the AZ vaccine causing blood clots (1 in 250,000 chance) and no one bats an eye at birth control having a ONE IN A THOUSAND risk of blood clots.
ForensicChick retweeted
But at least I made a new buddy! (Also I don’t recommend petting wild animals... It just so happens that I have the vodka reflexes of a rattlesnake!!!!)























