“In the future... will *all* broccoli be dehydrated?”(he/him) 45
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Richard retweeted
In series 1 of Bullseye, on the prize board, Jim would announce a funny ‘bad’ prize if it went in the wrong segment - “You’ve won DIY brain surgery” or “A trip to resurface the M6”. But nothing can prepare you for this gem #itwasadifferenttime
Richard retweeted
in opinion polls etc it's actually not that different to many other countries it's just that as soon as you say something transphobic here you immediately get given a newspaper column to write whatever hateful shit you want
Richard retweeted
We started in '73 as a New York Dolls inspired, crossdressing band. Literally women's clothing. My girlfriend (now wife) Suzette informed me, "You're not pretty. You're scary. You aren't wearing makeup, it's war paint." She started making clothes for the band that were more tattered. Someone called me "Raggedy Ann on acid." Seems about right.
Richard retweeted
Oh I'd hate for yous to feel uncomfortable going about your day that'd suck
J.K. Rowling’s Agent Slams Trans Rights Protest at ‘Harry Potter and the Cursed Child’ in London: It Put ‘Others at Risk’ variety.com/2026/legit/globa…
Richard retweeted
Getting blown up by a Russian drone to protect my beautiful nation of privatised water companies, boarded up shops, cracked paving, and political-media class who think I’m a racist because I oppose a genocide.
No thanks mate.
Half of adults would not go to war for the UK, poll suggests trib.al/kukUYPh
Richard retweeted
I don’t care, if speaking out against nanny state censorship makes me sound like a turbo-pervert then it’s a small price to pay.
Richard retweeted
this generalisation is so exhausting one person on twitter says something and you're like "every british person in the whole country thinks this" no we fucking don't bro
Richard retweeted
I actually hate astrology discourse because you do always feel like you’re kicking ten million puppies when you tell people that it’s not real and on top of that people love to lay the gender guilt trip on you about it too. mind you it was developed by fucking men lol.
Richard retweeted
I’m not that fussed about regulating the content of pornography in principle but this is dangerously absurd
We cannot be jailing people for 3 years for possessing sexualised images where people are *pretending* to be step siblings?!
Can MP’s please get a fucking grip?
Porn showing choking or incest to be banned from early November, government says bbc.in/3TF2Ijx
Richard retweeted
It’s helpful to see where the only red lines in British politics actually are.
There are parties with councillors who want to establish concentration camps for migrants and machine-gun helpless refugees in the open seas, but this is what Labour considers beyond the pale.
