Chicago Bears 🐻 FC Bayern München Strength & Conditioning Coach

Bayern, Deutschland
Joined May 2012
Als Stanisic eingewechselt wurde, war klar, dass wir noch eins fressen. Und wer verteidigt die Flanke vor dem 3:3 nicht? Tadaaaaaa.
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Olise match highlights against Viking
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Am Donnerstag stimmte das EU-Parlament mehrheitlich für die „Bekämpfung islamistischer Infiltration“. Die deutschen Abgeordneten von SPD, Grünen und Linken stimmten geschlossen gegen den Antrag, der islamistische Unterwanderung verhindern soll. apollo-news.net/linke-spd-un…
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Diesel 2,38. Trotz #tankrabatt. Funktioniert also nicht, kostet genauso viel wie vorher. Erneut eine taktische Meisterleistung, @CDU
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Harry Kane’s incredible playmaking and defensive skills
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Replying to @TFRHQ5 @lequipetype
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Lamine Yamal didn’t even have a better season than Michael Olise, to be mentioned in the top three of the Ballon d’Or.
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🚨 Thomas Muller on Harry Kane’s chances of winning the Ballon d’Or: 🗣️ Muller: “I spoke to Harry recently and asked him, ‘Are you actually trying to win the Ballon d’Or?’ He looked at me like it was a strange question and said, ‘What do you mean?’ I said, ‘Mbappe says nobody had a better season than him. Yamal says he deserves it. Every day somebody is making their case. Then they ask you and you start thanking your teammates.’ Harry said, ‘What do you want me to say? I had the season I had. People will decide.’ That is Harry. Sometimes I think he doesn’t understand how these individual awards work. You’re supposed to remind everybody how good you are. Harry will score all these goals, win with Bayern, reach the Champions League semi final, take England to a World Cup semi-final, then somebody puts a microphone in front of him and suddenly we’re hearing about how important the dressing room was. I told him, ‘Harry, this is the Ballon d’Or. They are only giving one.’ He laughed. But maybe people are overlooking him because he makes everything sound normal. We watched him wait years for people to use trophies against him. Then he starts winning them and somehow everybody immediately finds something more interesting to discuss. And I understand why. Harry doesn’t create much noise. There is no campaign. There is no controversy every week. He isn’t telling everybody that the award belongs to him. But if we’re judging the football, eventually somebody has to open the folder. The goals are there. The trophies are there. Bayern went deep in Europe. England went deep at the World Cup. And through all of it, he was Harry Kane. So maybe that’s his campaign. Mbappe can make his case. Yamal can make his case. Nothing wrong with that. Harry seems to have decided his season can make his. I just hope the voters haven’t mistaken silence for absence.”
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BEST IN THE WORLD FOR A REASON!!! 😮‍💨
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Honestly in a fair world the Ballon D’or ranking would look like this imo: 1. Kane🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2. Olise 🇫🇷 3. Kvaratskhelia 🇬🇪 4. Ousmane Dembele🇫🇷 5. Lamine Yamal🇪🇸 6. Rodri🇪🇸
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Kane 2024 : - EURO finalist - EURO top goal-scorer - Bundesliga top goal-scorer - Champions League semifinalist - Champions League top goal-scorer - Golden Shoe - No trophy Ballon d'Or : 10th Mbappé did LESS than that in 2026 and they expect him to win the award ? Just PR.
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Nur zur Erinnerung. Damit fing das Elend an. Und niemanden interessierte es. Es war DAS Zeichen. 😤
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Puuuuh. Auswandern oder nicht... momentan bin ich schwer am überlegen. Diese Regierung derzeit... es reicht mir so langsam
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🚨🗣️ Éric Cantona on the Ballon d’Or: ​"Mbappé, Yamal, they are soloists. They demand the whole orchestra play for them. But Harry Kane? He is the true conductor. He elevates everyone around him while still conquering all. That is pure football. The Ballon d’Or belongs to him."
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Diese Frau ist eine Frechheit
Leider kein Witz Das ist die Spitzenkandidatin der 6% Grünen in Sachsen- Anhalt. Den Namen habe ich vergessen. Die hat gestern im 📺 Folgendes erzählt. Unsere Weihnachtsmärkte seien mit Merkelpollern und anderen Antiterroreinrichtungen abgesichert wegen einer rechtsextremen Tat in München. Ich glaube die meinte das sogar ernst. #Uli #AfD
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Lange hab ich auf diesen Tag gewartet 😍
July 1st - Leon Goretzka, Nicolas Jackson and Raphaël Guerreiro are officially no longer FC Bayern players
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• Would Bayern reject €200m for Olise? Rummenigge: "Let me tell you a story from the past. In 2009, we had an incredible offer from Chelsea for Franck Ribéry. At the time, it would have been a new world transfer record. I then went to our then CFO, Karl Hopfner, and Uli Hoeneß with this offer. We discussed it for two hours, trying to figure out what to do with it. That day, we made a fundamental decision: that in the future, we would never sell a player we would miss on the pitch. And this unwritten rule still applies today. For a player like Olise, there's no price tag that would make us flinch."
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Hansi Flick watching Barcelona sign Gordon for €80m+ while he hasn't been paid his salary for 4 months
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Yes. Yes. And yes.
🚨 Diego Simeone on Lamine Yamal after Atlético Madrid eliminated Barcelona on aggregate despite Yamal’s early goal: ​“He is a good kid with a lot of talent. He asked for a one-on-one yesterday, he scored in the third minute, and the media wants to crown him the king of Europe. But in football, the only thing that matters is who is in the draw tomorrow morning. The press wants me to be terrified of a teenager because he does stepovers and gives confident interviews. Please. For a decade, I had to stand on the touchline and watch Cristiano Ronaldo score hat-tricks to actually knock my team out of this competition. That is real terror. Lamine played a beautiful game tonight, but the reality is we are going to the semi-finals, and he is going home to watch us on television. There is a big difference between playing a pretty game and being a nightmare.”
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The quote attributed to Diego Simeone does not appear in his post-match press conference. as.com/futbol/champio… elpais.com/deportes/futbo…
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