@BayernUnc

way too much ball knowledge for this platform

Joined April 2020
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Why argue with a Barca fan when the scoreboard looking like this
𒋻@AdiiiFCBSep 13
My football theory is that Bayern randomly pick a game to win 2-1 in between all those 5-0 wins just to make it look like they actually play in a competitive league
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Mo@MoUTD118h
Moral high ground gimmick when his club competed in the europa league just as many times as we did (2x) in the past 5 years. "Bragging with Europa" as if you didn't get belt to ass by us and Frankfurt both times you came to Europa. Talking about UCL as if this isn't you in it.
EL 10@D_metax8h
Replying to @MoUTD11 @dr_akinj @PSGINT_
Bragging with Europa Sure buddy I know you’re small😂
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Ultras Clips
@ultras_clipsOct 18
🇩🇪🔴 Bayern München fans at an U23 match during the derby against TSV 1860 München! 🧨🏟️
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Bayern
@bayern_news22Oct 18
Tim Binder vs Munich 1860
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Imagine trying to clown someone, but you‘re the clown
FC One Football@FCOneFootballOct 18
Replying to @BayernUnc @RB_Warrior_ @Eintracht
RB doesn't mean Redbull 🤡
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“Grass ball sport“ Gtfo 🤣🤣🤣
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Rasenballist ❤️🤍@RB_Warrior_Oct 17
Dieser Verein nervt so krass, die Liga wäre so viel geiler wenn Bayern nicht wäre #FCBRBL
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DESERVEDDDDD HES SO BACK
Bayern & Germany
@iMiaSanMiaOct 17
Luis Díaz (84%) has been voted Man of the Match
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1 month of reactionary Bayern fans hating on Diaz Just for him to be our best player in this run of big games Never doubt Lucho🇨🇴
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Ist das schon Tradition?
RB Leipzig
@RBLeipzigOct 10
Ist das schon Tradition? #RBLSGE #Bundesliga
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Absolute nonsense. If you put your phone down and go outside you will find fans from smaller clubs as well, especially locals. This format gives smaller teams a chance. Look at Freiburg made the final last season spent €100m on transfers in the last 5 years.
KOMBO™
@ultimate_komboOct 15
Europa League has completely lost it and they need to find a way to start sending champions league teams like Manchester United back to the UEL #europaleague #ucl #uefa
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This guy probably liked the idea of the super league monopoly. Embarrassing. If you don’t have any idea what you’re talking about, and lack any sort of critical thinking skills, just shut it man.
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Bayern - Leipzig: 4-1 Bayern - Arsenal: 2-2 Freiburg - Bayern: 1-2 Bayern - Magdeburg: 3-2 (AET) Bayern - Dortmund: 3-1 Atletico - Bayern: 0-2
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It’s funny how Van Gaal has such a bad rep in England (probably somewhat valid looking at the comments). But was one of the most important Bayern managers in the last 20 years. Set most of the foundation for the 2013 treble. Pep could never do what he did at Bayern.
The Athletic | Football
@TheAthleticFCOct 15
Louis van Gaal believes he may have gone through “all the consequences and suffering” of losing his job as Manchester United manager as a direct result of the Manchester City cheating scandal. Van Gaal was dismissed at the end of the 2015-16 season after United missed out on Champions League qualification, having finished fifth in the Premier League. City took the final qualification spot, in fourth place, because of their superior goal difference in what was Manuel Pellegrini’s final year in charge at the Etihad Stadium. Both sides finished on 66 points. Exclusive from @DTathletic ⬇️ 🔗 nyti.ms/4zEMxSF
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Bayern fans nowadays would not have survived Klinsmann Bayern
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Stuttgart doing PSG model 😂
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Never a boring day with InvertTheWing on the timeline.
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@InvertTheWingOct 15
Hello @Deliveroo. Please stop encouraging your delivery partners to staple their bags for food. It is dangerous. I have just cut myself, and now I am in A and E as I am scared of sepsis.
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We are relying on aura atp. Viking scored 3 goals against us and they think Eze, Saka and set piece squad can’t get a goal This is the one matchup that suits us the least system wise all others are fine imo Thank god its a group game.
90210@dem2deOct 14
Replying to @aroyagain
Guys thinking our attack would do shit against Bayern😂
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Seeing some wild overreactions from the general public about Bayern. These are the 3 games we dropped points in this season. Two things stand out to me: poor goalkeeping (1.8 of Augsburg’s xG came from Neuer alone) and poor finishing (5 goals from 10.3 xG across these 3 games)
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I really hope the Lucho goal yesterday opens the flood gates in terms of goals for him this season, we need him big time.
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I don’t have kids but I will be going to my local baker, and asking her to design a cake, as attached on the image. Seeing InvertTheWing see Harry Kane win the Ballon D’or is one of the most important days of my life. We will be there❤️
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@InvertTheWingOct 12
People have asked me what I will do when Harry Kane wins The Ballon D’or. I have already planned so much. Firstly, I will be going to my local baker, and asking her to design a cake, as attached on the image. I will be cutting and eating it after the ceremony. I will be eating it with my nephew, my mother, and I will even try to see if my ex girlfriend will allow my son to attend, as this occasion would be one of the most important days of my life. My father will not be invited, as he will just insult me. But before that, I will be doing his celebration when the winner his announced. Finally, I will be cooking for the day. Harry Kane’s favourite food is hot dogs, so I will be making hot dogs for the entire family. Homemade sausages. I have ordered a sausage press just for this. And as per my restaurant idea, I will make it Harry Kane themed. Harry Kane dogs. But I feel I could do more, for such a special event. I do not know.
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