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Flo🌻

@FloSimpsonn

thick thighs & green eyes

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Joined April 2011
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As we enter this festive period, let us not forget those we lost along the way.
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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done
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trish@ultragloss13 May 2024
im soooo brave and productive (i put away the pile of clothes that’s been on my bedroom floor for 3 weeks)
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people complaining about fans who support Ferrari and McLaren while this is literally Fred:
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This postman been on a fucking bender last night or what? Where's all me fucking cards
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iggy@intheweeeds10 May 2023
btw when something is tested on animals it doesn't mean they rubbed a brush on a bunny it means they injected its eyes with toxins, mutated its genes to make life unbearable (e.g. cant breathe or walk), inflicted burns to test healing duration, and gassed it with fatal chemicals
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@PopTingz10 May 2023
Britain has decided to allow cosmetics companies to test their products on animals again after a 25-year ban.
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me following the BBC Match of the Day drama even though I've never watched it
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the wee £1 bundles of daffodil bulbs you get in supermarket is the cheapest therapy you can get.
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lash extensions are the greatest thing to ever exist
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Guess who’s back… Long-term sex pest Greg! Yay 🎉 He started off annoyed with me because I wasn’t responding to his photos so I tried to win him round by doing what he asked but I think I got it all wrong again I’m really not very good at this sexy talk 😞
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My tolerance for people grows smaller and smaller everyday
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Me getting heart burn 🤝 Me continuing to eat spicy food
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Dancing in the kitchen is good for the soul. I don’t make the rules but they are the rules x
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We are currently in an Airbnb in the south of France. Theo walked to the shop (it’s a Spar) at the end of the road to get stuff for dinner and came back empty handed because he swears there’s no ingredients to make a meal with ???? Why do I have to do everything 🤣
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as someone who has always identified as a non PE girl…..I have never wanted PE girls to succeed like this
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The urge to report fatphobic men on dating apps to their employers is strong xox
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She’s a 10 but her hair gets on literally everything 🫶
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