Alternate Account for @Flarfenarfle for postin all my stinky stuff!
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Made a tellonym specifically for stinky questions too! Right here!
tellonym.me/flarfreeks
Oh right! They will also cover your therapy costs when you inevitably quit within a month.
Because like, Paisley gets it~
If you manage to stick around at least two weeks, there will even be a severance package! You've earned it!
Can't do much about the lingering fumes though.
By the by, Paisley has a position for an assistant constantly open. Benefits include:
-Six Figure Salary
-A daily lunch stipend
-Full medical coverage, you'll need it.
-A next gen Parkwalk Inc laptop
-Company mandated naptime! (:3)
People constantly quit for some reason...
:3
She's heeeere! Paisley Philips, half of the sibling duo who own and run Parkwalk Industries! She's the savvy business half! And yes! She reeks!!~
Drawn by @ButtSharb
Stinky Flarf retweeted
This conniving kitsune Utahime (character belongs to @FlarfStinks <3) thought she was gonna pull a fast one and pick my pocket while I was distracted...and I guess we see look how well that worked out for her~~ >;3
She's more useful now anyway tbh,,mwahahahah~~
(🎨: @r3draynb0w)
My contribution to Musk Month and AuGoat!!
Drawn by @ButtSharb
Meet Betsy Blight, a heroic country Skoat who's sweet as a peach and reeks worse than an entire orchard's worth of rotten ones!
Doesn’t have any superpowers, but when you smell as bad as she does, who needs em?
"Clerics don't deal damage!"
Anastasia's ass begs to differ.
(Rted this on my nonstinky account first by accident WHOOPS!!!)
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Rich bubbly valley girl Ninetales wearing all kinds of cute designer clothes, secretly very smart and can convince you of most anything.
Including taking money to suffocate on her lethal fox paws and deadly Kitsune farts.
The money was NOT worth it OH DEAR GOD IT WAS NOT.
Today on Peak Characters I Got and Then Did Not Comm Additional Art Of:
Addison, the deranged, stink-obsessed Witch of Wafts! A girl unbelievably obsessed with her own stink OH MY GOSH IT'S SOOO BAD, IT'S PERFECT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY SNIFF IT AND CHOKE AND PASS OUT!~
Stinky Flarf retweeted
The 7000's Art raffle winner:
-@FlarfStinks
-@LynxInUrPC
-@CluelessMint50
-@Bean_er_69
thanks you a lot y'all!!!!
Is it weird that I think the terror and anticipation of seeing a skunk point their ass and lift their tail is almost hotter than actually getting skunked?
Stinky Flarf retweeted
Was lucky enough to split an anim comm from @ichkoro with @FlarfStinks involving Mars and Flarf's character, Delilah!
Mars is probably gonna remember that stench for the rest of his life...however short that is.
GOD ITS SO GOOD uHgiufdhiujbn I'm so pleased w/ it
Stinky Flarf retweeted
You know what the world needs more of?
Beautiful, powerful, refined Kitsune ladies with lovely dresses and charming smiles. Who act like royalty, demand to be worshipped as such, and smell of cherries.
Until she lets out a suffocating SBD or god forbid slides off her shoes.
Fighter who totally just used their Indomitable to pass still pretending to fail that Wisdom save so they have an excuse to start farting on their own party.
