Goth skunk who stinks really bad, eats really gas-inducing food constantly, stays up way too late gaming, leaves his underwear laying around everywhere, is constantly playing loud rock music, and rips ass in your face at every chance~ Also his name is Danny, and he loves you <3

Fuuuuuuckkk that one felt so good,,,, God it reeks though,,,,might have to shove someone under the blanket to deal with anything else I happen to let out tonight~~

Be honest: If you were left unattended in my room with my nasty, smelly socks just laying on the bed....would you really be able to resist the urge? Or would you immediately take the DEEPEST huff of them the minute I leave the room~? >;3

Oh to be a horror movie antagonist/killer and chase around a bunch of helpless, pretty girls and cute boys while they run and hide in fear trying to escape their inevitable fate as I systematically take them all down in increasingly gross and smelly ways,,,,, <3

I just want to sleep but apparently crying is more important ig

Straight up skonkin it ,,,,,

Pretty loser girl who keeps talking about "changing her life for the better" so I lowskunkuinely TF her into my underwear permanently (i'm so nice and helpful <3)

Eating 3 boiled eggs and a Monster and getting absolutely rancid SBDs from it which makes me start stroking and get all sweaty and my pits start to reek and then I think about forcing a dork to huff them which makes me stroke off more and get even more sweaty and smelly and

"Hey (insert AI corpo-slop name here), generate a copy of me that's had a lobotomy so it can be happy and fit in with society"