@FirstWorldLife

Living in a first world country ain't all it's cracked up to be. → [email protected]

 Anywhere there's a Starbucks®
Joined March 2011
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Don't let behaviour of others - Dalai Lama #quotes
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Travis Larison@travislarison10 Feb 2017
I can't stop watching The People vs OJ Simpson. Except it's only one season so my binge is gonna end way too quickly. @FirstWorldLife – at Cabot, AR
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Rappers who brag about how much money they earn in their songs, will eventually sound really silly because of the effect of inflation.
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Graciela Roscoe@grace_mac14 Feb 2017
I literally can't go to sleep because I'm laughing too hard at some dank memes. @FirstWorldLife #FirstWorldProblem
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Andy™@TheRealAndyAye28 Dec 2016
Basically any cell phone, TV, internet, credit card (especially if there's an annual fee) companies. 😂 xitter.cf/firstworldlife/status/… – at Orlando, FL
First World Life@FirstWorldLife28 Dec 2016
I have to pretend I'm going to cancel XM Satellite Radio for them to give me a discount. #FirstWorldProblems
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"Everyone is waiting for everyone else. Don't be everyone." -My Mom #quotes
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Cute Pictures@MyHeartShines15 Dec 2016
#cute
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stephanie@stephaniedetlor8 Dec 2016
Replying to @edrolt19
@Detlor91 xitter.cf/FirstWorldLife/status/…
First World Life@FirstWorldLife8 Dec 2016
I'm texting a really cute girl but I also want to play video games #FirstWorldProblems
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Who's the better judge, Judge Reinhold or Judge Judy? (Please RT for high accuracy.) #JudgeReinhold #JudgeJudy
36%Judge Reinhold
64%Judge Judy
75 votes • Final results
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Tiarra Norcross@TiarraNorcross5 Dec 2016
Hahahha why do I find this so outrageously funny 😂 xitter.cf/firstworldlife/status/…
First World Life@FirstWorldLife5 Dec 2016
I was excited to find a two dollar bill in my wallet but when I unrolled it it was actually a twenty #FirstWorldProblems
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Jen@MsJen_6 Dec 2016
Story of my life.... 😩 xitter.cf/firstworldlife/status/…
First World Life@FirstWorldLife6 Dec 2016
I found the chap-stick I just bought a replacement for. #FirstWorldProblems
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Davin Lassiter@MisterLassiter3 Dec 2016
No way this is just a first world problem. THIS IS A GLOBAL EPIDEMIC xitter.cf/FirstWorldLife/statuse…
First World Life@FirstWorldLife3 Dec 2016
I masturbated but I still can't fall asleep #FirstWorldProblems
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In my country we go to prison first and then become President. ~ Nelson Mandela #quotes
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I've read so much about the dangers of drinking alcohol that I've decided to quit. Reading. - Sergei Dovlatov #quotes
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IkrMdrgl@IkrMdrgl24 Sep 2016
I know the pain.... xitter.cf/firstworldlife/status/…
First World Life@FirstWorldLife24 Sep 2016
Someone in my family was telling people I bought a Mercedes but I actually bought a BMW. #FirstWorldProblems
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"Those who do not move, do not notice their chains." - Rosa Luxemburg #quotes
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Replying to @FirstWorldLife
@FirstWorldLife I didn't get enough butter with my pancakes at dennys :(
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I got excited because I thought Aretha Franklin was on stage with Madonna, but turns out it was just Cee-Lo.
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I'd like to be the bigger man & give Aaron Rodgers the case I had built for my first MVP. It's a nice little case for when you only have one
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Peyton Manning picks Super Bowl week to announce that doctors have cleared him? I guess some guys always have to be the center of attention.
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