@FiremanNota

Texan | Firefighter/Paramedic | Pain in the Ass

 Texas, USA
Joined April 2021
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  • Followers1.9K
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Violence isn’t necessarily the answer, but it’s always an option.
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BowTiedYukon
@BowTiedYukonOct 18
Shout out to the ones who train alone No training partner, no one to motivate you, no one to help program or plan Just you day after day, showing up & getting it done alone
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BYU need you to do us a solid here
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Gretchen Lynn
@BubolaOct 17
Texas, Georgia, and Bama are all upset in one day? Do I need to go buy a lottery ticket?
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War damn Eagle, I reckon
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Jkoby
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If someone is driving slow in the left lane it should be legal to show them a cool gun.
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I’ve been doing this for years 💁🏻‍♂️
That One@milfomaticaOct 16
Real men don't complain about women dressing as whores at the gym, they out whore them. Grab those 3" inseams and do some lunges, steal the attention.
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Sam Krapf
@sam_gzstrengthOct 16
If you gain a bunch of body weight to get strong on the barbell lifts, you are just a fat powerlifter with useless strength, and a 125lb girl purple belt would kick your ass If you take drugs, you are cheating and are only jacked and strong from juice and peptides If you stay natty, you don't look like you lift when in real clothes and you should be embarrassed If you are a marathon runner, sprinters have better more aesthetic bodies than you If you are a hybrid athlete, you aren't very fast and aren't very strong Just remember, you can't win no matter what you do on the internet. So just do what makes you happy
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BowTiedYukon
@BowTiedYukonOct 16
Every father has 2 options Tired, fat & unhealthy Tired, jacked & thriving You’re going to be tired anyway. Get off your fucking ass
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“Why is there a shirt in the fridge?” and other things I never thought would come out of my mouth - A Dad’s Memoir
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Post pic
Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋@mistrustme1Oct 15
post a photo you took. just a pic. no description
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Bryce DeGroat
@NFL_ConvoApr 20
Give me a 1st Round pick that will be a BUST in the NFL I’ll start… David Bailey
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Sold. I’ll need at least a half dozen
Tiffany Huber
@TiffHuberOct 14
Request for a new men's PT uniform.
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XBradTC
@xbradtcOct 14
The jorts with the 2” inseam I wear to mow the grass? You mean my Lawngerie™️?
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Jon 🔬
@JonnyMicroOct 12
I find the word “pussy” to be so degrading and disgusting, from now I will be using ONLY the medical term (“slime oven”)
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Fs in the chat
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Going to Buccee’s. Y’all need anything?
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BowTiedYukon
@BowTiedYukonOct 8
You want the cheat code? The stack? Get up Start doing hard shit before the sun comes up Get up before the birds In a rut? Need something new? Not feeling like yourself? Set your alarm for 4am Get up & move before you have time to reconsider Lift Do cardio Accomplish more than most people do in a day before they are awake In the dark In the cold By yourself When you’re out of motivation Tired Sore Get up It doesn’t matter if you feel like it Do it Stop letting how you feel dictate your day Get up Put in the work Then go about your day
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This is how @Amer1can_Barbie measures things
Piotr Zarzeczański (jego otyłość/jego otyłości)
@redaktorbsOct 8
Niesamowite jest to porównanie rozmiarów telewizora i zmywarki.
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