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That One@milfomatica1 Feb 2025

Accidentally deleted my pinned tweet so let's put it back... Old lady likes attention

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That One@milfomaticaOct 17

you doing it or not? I haven't got all day

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That One@milfomaticaOct 17

Say 'Oh, did you stop working out? Your bicep are looking small'... then watch him work out harder to grow even bigger.

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That One@milfomaticaOct 16

slide in as a Friday treat and I'll reply sometime between now and the end of the decade

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That One@milfomaticaOct 16

Real men don't complain about women dressing as whores at the gym, they out whore them. Grab those 3" inseams and do some lunges, steal the attention.

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That One@milfomaticaOct 15

how about you be a gentleman and give a flex for the ill and infirm (me)?

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That One@milfomaticaOct 15

Won the lottery, now thinking of quitting my job. Now to figure out how far I can get on this tenner...

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That One@milfomaticaOct 13

We can, if you don't mind me coughing and sneezing all over you

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That One@milfomaticaOct 12

No, no, I'm sure it's a complete coincidence that your twitter gf disappeared at the same time the bot farm was bombed. You should totally keep sending her money for her sick hamster.

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That One@milfomaticaOct 10

I'm ill and only pics of your muscles and/or bulge can cure me!

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That One@milfomaticaOct 10

"Why do you follow X, he's awful, he's blah, blah..." Have you considered it's because I find his low IQ crash outs hilarious? It's like peeking at a massive car crash, but the only ones injured are his last remaining brain cells and dignity.

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That One@milfomaticaOct 10

Of course it's Coctober. Pretty simple when you think about it. Here we were overthinking with things like Quadtober. It was right there all along.

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That One@milfomaticaOct 9

Been at work 5 mins and already had to explain to someone that eel porn doesn't mean a video of two or more eels having sex with each other

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That One@milfomaticaOct 8

Dick so bad it gives you the squits 😭😭

Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ

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That One@milfomaticaOct 8

Not even joking, new thing at work where we have to lock them away every so often for "group focus time".

That One@milfomaticaOct 8

Shoot your shot in my DMs 😏 I tweet, moments before putting my phone in the timed lockbox

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That One@milfomaticaOct 8

Shoot your shot in my DMs 😏 I tweet, moments before putting my phone in the timed lockbox

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That One@milfomaticaOct 7

I'm not doctor person, but a play with my tits would fix you

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That One@milfomaticaOct 6

If you paid to see that Kerry Katona video you need sectioning

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@NoContextBritsOct 6

Another celebrity on the weight loss jabs.

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That One@milfomaticaOct 5

Just send it, the worst thing I'll do is not reply... Well second worst. First is replying.

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That One@milfomaticaOct 5

Nearly put the heating on, but stayed strong

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