As a child, I was once bitten by a frog. It is to this event that I attribute my powers. Writer and developer on #ClockworkDominion.
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Wow, @BrachsCandy I know 2024 has been rough already, but isn't this a little dark for Valentine's Day heart?
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An unexpected disadvantage to growing up with teachers who are kind, fair, and component is the intuitive assumption that follows that authority figures you encounter later also have those qualities
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One of the great enemies of civilization and order is the mustard water that squirts out of the bottle before the mustard
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I think the 90s were my generation's 50s. It was a naive time in which a telephone company could unironically have the catchphrase, "reach out and touch someone," and somehow this was acceptable.
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I think some of the best evidence that we aren't living in a simulation is how rarely motion-operated paper towel dispensers work in airport bathrooms.
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You are in a British garden. Your kidneys are hopping. There are photographers in the storm. The mist is a void.
I have just realized with horror that The Phantom Menace is now slightly older than A New Hope was when the Phantom Menace was released.
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What Do Marvel Characters Eat? Pop-Culture Cookbooks Have Answers, and Rapt Audiences. nytimes.com/2021/10/05/dinin…