When making a joke, any admission that you are, in fact, making a joke, is admission of failure, and not only makes the joke less funny, but it also makes you less of a human being.

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TheBrightCube · Oct 15, 2026 · 10:51 PM UTC

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TheBrightCube@TheBrightCubeOct 15

I know that reference pose from anywhere

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Tijdij · Oct 15, 2026 · 3:15 AM UTC

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Tijdij@TiijdijOct 15

Coworker music: - Merzbow - Boredoms - Gerogerigegege - Coil - Throbbing Gristle - Whitehouse - Nurse with Wound - Einstürzende Neubauten - Brainbombs - Egor Letov - Death in June - Current 93

MystSL@mystslOct 15

Coworker music: - Bill Evans - George Benson - Jan Garbarek - Ralph Towner - Ahmad Jamal - Chick Corea - Dave Liebman - McCoy Tyner - Herbie Hancock - Pat Metheny - Arturo Sandoval - Wynton Marsalis - Joe Pass - Oscar Peterson - John Scofield - Dave Holland - Eric Dolphy

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TB™ · Oct 15, 2026 · 6:14 PM UTC

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TB™@Tommy_BerOct 15

Tuve que hacer el mio

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@Andr3jHOct 14

Here's my 9

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Belle · Oct 15, 2026 · 12:56 PM UTC

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Belle@plainwhiteclawOct 15

Estrogen Chic

@EstrogenChicOct 15

I’m all for criticising Tom Cruise’s role in Scientology, it’s just very funny when people talk about him like he’s the leader of the cult and not just like, their Ronald McDonald

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Jemzy⋆⁺🌸🌊 · Oct 14, 2026 · 10:12 PM UTC

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Jemzy⋆⁺🌸🌊@ugorjatiszabaOct 14

hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning to be magyar péter for halloween

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Familiar Assist but im a GONER · Oct 14, 2026 · 2:41 AM UTC

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Familiar Assist but im a GONER@Familiar_AssistOct 14

Argentinians when you turn off the simpsons

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Manuel - SANTIAGO ORIA HATE ACCOUNT · Oct 13, 2026 · 11:09 PM UTC

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Manuel - SANTIAGO ORIA HATE ACCOUNT@Rockomodernlif3Oct 13

En el país con más psicologos lacanianos del mundo la formula de la oposición se va a llamar "Mamá" y uno de sus DOS integrantes es un tipo cuya carrera se basa en su madre, mientras que la formula oficialista la encabeza un tipo que tiene una relación incestuosa con su hermana.

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Zhenity · Oct 13, 2026 · 11:23 AM UTC

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Zhenity@bells_tollingOct 13

no. it doesnt imrpove anything. actually if you read your brain starts turning into mush and writing becomes impossible. what you need to do is to watch at least 100 tiktoks a day and like 50 tweets a day as bare minimum. it will allow you to reach the greatest heights

clara@clarafablesOct 12

does reading a lot naturally improve writing ability?

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Hulk Hogan · Dec 16, 2010 · 4:47 AM UTC

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Hulk Hogan

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Can I text u

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Eurodance Sorcerer · Oct 8, 2026 · 6:37 PM UTC

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Eurodance Sorcerer@IHATESANRIOOct 8

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bláithín · Oct 8, 2026 · 8:31 PM UTC

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bláithín@heterocera_gazeOct 8

im not even joking that is what i used to do at 12

medium built “Caucasian” lady@wearyemojiOct 7

making up a guy who gets off to the Wikipedia sex act illustrations

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ahmed · Oct 8, 2026 · 1:04 AM UTC

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ahmed@ahmedxjeanOct 8

every time i walk behind a woman and i can tell she’s uncomfortable and thinking im following her i think about voguing down but then realize she’s gonna think im on bath salts and it’s gonna make it worse

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