Expecting me to believe Takumi Sumino would know this is the hardest suspension of disbelief this game's asked of me so far
Josh O. Semay retweeted
When making a joke, any admission that you are, in fact, making a joke, is admission of failure, and not only makes the joke less funny, but it also makes you less of a human being.
Coworker music:
- Merzbow
- Boredoms
- Gerogerigegege
- Coil
- Throbbing Gristle
- Whitehouse
- Nurse with Wound
- Einstürzende Neubauten
- Brainbombs
- Egor Letov
- Death in June
- Current 93
Josh O. Semay retweeted
hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning to be magyar péter for halloween
My biggest challenges working in healthcare:
- Not touching myself in between appointments (failed)
- Not injecting expired free sample vials on myself (failed)
- Not saying KHIA STRAIN for an ENTIRE shift (NEW!)
Pride: Your poop smells better than others'
Gluttony: Eating poop
Greed: Eating more to poop more
Lust: Scat fetish, may or may not involve eating the poop
Envy: Wanting somebody else's bowel movements
Sloth: Shitting yourself because you didn't want to get off the couch to poop






























