Things we learned recently: -Data centers are bot farms -Bot farms sway elections -Billionaires want data centers Do the math.

how it feels to educate your family on the bare minimum

The feeling of skipping class only to find out it got cancelled.

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

fuck you @BurgerKing i should've known better

just invented a new meal called the disgusting freak feast and it's where you go to 4 different places and use the app at each place so the price of the entire meal is $5 and it makes you feel really bad after eating it

oh my god it worked

They sucked the joy out of everything

If you accidentally break something insanely expensive in a museum (like a $10M vase), what actually happens to you legally and financially?

my grandpa being the biggest supporter of my passion ☹️

Hey did you guys know that no laika movie since coraline has made a profit at the box office and they continue to receive funding because laika's ceo is the son of the co-founder of nike

i’m so shy that playing multiplayer games with strangers gives me heart palpitations

Public speaking is actually really easy if you don’t respect a single soul in that room. I’ve had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing bc my disdain was read as confidence ( this is not a tip though )

when I say ‘chat’ it’s because i’m referring to the imaginary twitch chat that is constantly observing me not chatgpt

My wife is the greatest human being on earth, she drew it for me😭😭

For an additional 2$ in Chinese McDonald’s you can get an onion back massager Elite merch if you ask me

your ex is out there repeating your philosophies to some new person who now thinks they're deep.