life is like a roller coaster, you get in line and then it’s over

Joined May 2016
You and I remember that song very differently
Niggas in Paris are exploding the Eiffel Tower because baguettes cost too many euros but in America we do the cha cha slide for the Epstein files make it make sense
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This is my favorite genre of image. I don’t care how many times they re do this joke, I never get tired of it
do NOT go see you can see everything in the first row
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how billy was moving in you can see everything lowkey
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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Aaron retweeted
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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fuckin up their wifi to hell
Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim reveal they used a seven-person crew and cameras covering the “whole house” to secretly film their Elizabeth Holmes documentary, “You Can See Everything.” “We had three cameras, two operators, one would be sometimes on Elizabeth or Billy, one would be on Nathan, and we basically pick zones of the house and have these extremely long zoom lenses. Then I would be hidden behind the wide camera. We were trying to do that in an effort to try and take all the pressure away from any moment. We would be shooting like 16 hours a day, so they wouldn’t really know what we were interested in necessarily," Oppenheim explained. “We didn’t always know either,” Fielder joked. “We started setting up the cameras where we had a wide lens that would cover the whole house, so if something happened, we wouldn’t miss it... If we were live and then something interesting started happening, [David Bolen] could pick up the camera and tripod, move to a new spot, re-lock the head in 10 seconds. It looks amazing, and it’s a testament to the team who put this together." wp.me/pc8uak-1lHSSR
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Culver’s is in fact life changing. My wife and I had our first date there.
AOC tries Culver's for the first time in Michigan: "My life has changed."
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Call of Duty hasn’t been the biggest game of the year since I was in middle school.
Activision's chief marketing officer says Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 should be part of the conversation when discussing big upcoming releases like GTA 6 and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. bit.ly/4i0qDDr
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So jojo rabbit was a fluke then
Taika Waititi’s ‘KLARA AND THE SUN’ debuts with 20% on Rotten Tomatoes. Starring Jenna Ortega and Amy Adams.
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I don’t think this person knows what a plot twist is
Ranking The Worst Plot Twists In The MCU.
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“In situations like this” what the fuck are you talking about. Are you Wile E Coyote
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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this is like criss angel mindfreak for pedophiles
OMG the Tesla Roadster just flew in the air!
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YOU LOVE TO SEE IT 🥹 📸: @Dodgers #Dodgers #NLCS #Postseason
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If you watch all 4 movies to 100% completion you unlock the Yoko Ono Nightmare Mode
Sony is considering releasing all 4 ‘BEATLES’ biopics on the same day in April 2028. Another idea being considered is offering a 4-pack of tickets to encourage fans to buy tickets to all 4 films at once. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Dodgers fans : “omg Ohtani is back” Shohei Ohtani next at bat :
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Dear @AMCTheatres if this happens please make it so all four tickets are a part of 1 package some how. Sincerely, someone who only ever has 1 A list slot available at a time
Sony is considering releasing all 4 ‘BEATLES’ biopics on the same day in April 2028. Another idea being considered is offering a 4-pack of tickets to encourage fans to buy tickets to all 4 films at once. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Oddly specific example Tucker. Unrelated question, have you thought about applying to the FBI?
Tucker Carlson on watching b*stiality p*rnography: "If you look at p*rnography enough or b*stiality videos all day: after a while, like, it's kind of an attractive horse, I get it. I'm not into it personally, but it's not crazy."
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Superman: " I need you 2, to Distract Brainiac" Mister miracle and John Stewart:
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I’m Fucking crying bro, this guy really asked why don’t LeBron and Kyrie kiss
i love when nba fans have ideas
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