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As sweet as a Vera Lynn serenade! ๐Ÿ’ž //APH America RP. Lit & Crack RP. 18+ admin and muse. ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’‹ Admin: @CarbonatedAngel ; pfp: brad pitt

Joined August 2014
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Now that Neyo is in the news, I can finally tell y'all how he was in the Philly Target in Rittenhouse two weeks ago trying to get fan pandemonium and nobody even noticed him.
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[ DEFEATED SIGH. Itโ€™s followed by the softest mumble. ] Missionary.
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Free fries taste better
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mansplain manipulate manwhore
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tipping the hot bartender an extra dollar so she thinks iโ€™m doing well financially
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she canโ€™t see how handsome u look behind that vape cloud bro
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b....brotherfucker.....
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โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿค  ใ€€ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌใ€€๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘‡ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘‡ ใ€€ ๐Ÿ‘ฌใ€€๐Ÿ‘ฌ ใ€€ ๐Ÿ‘ฌใ€€ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ใ€€ ๐Ÿ‘ข ๐Ÿ‘ข howdy. i'm the sheriff of two men holding hands
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So hereโ€™s a list of companies supporting Trumpโ€™s re-election: - Bang - inn n out - chick fil a - Taco Bell - McDonaldโ€™s - Wendyโ€™s - KFC - Pizza Hut - Olive Garden - Waffle House - IHOP - Carlโ€™s Jr. So if you see me starting to get thinner and toned donโ€™t ask me why.
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APH America RP Acc -Not new to Twitter & RP -In need of real RP on this shitpost โœŒ๏ธ -Lit -Any ship w/ chemistry -RT?
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โ € ๐€๐ซ๐ญ๐ก๐ฎ๐ซ ๐Š๐ข๐ซ๐ค๐ฅ๐š๐ง๐ โ™ค ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ๐จ๐ง๐ข๐Ÿ๐ข๐œ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐ฌ๐ก ๐„๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ข๐ซ๐ž. [ #๐Ž๐ฉ๐ž๐ง๐‘๐ #๐Œ๐•๐‘๐ ] [ #๐‡๐ž๐ญ๐š๐ฅ๐ข๐š๐‘๐ #๐‡๐š๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ๐ญ๐จ๐ง๐‘๐ ] โ €
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(APH America) definitely vapes. mago juul pods all the way.
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โ € ๐€๐ซ๐ญ๐ก๐ฎ๐ซ ๐Š๐ข๐ซ๐ค๐ฅ๐š๐ง๐ โ™ค ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ๐จ๐ง๐ข๐Ÿ๐ข๐œ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐ฌ๐ก ๐„๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ข๐ซ๐ž. [ #๐Ž๐ฉ๐ž๐ง๐‘๐ #๐Œ๐•๐‘๐ ] [ #๐‡๐ž๐ญ๐š๐ฅ๐ข๐š๐‘๐ #๐‡๐š๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ๐ญ๐จ๐ง๐‘๐ ] โ €
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Wake up nerds itโ€™s time to sin
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You cannot have a sex scandal if you have never had sex.
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look at this irl usuk fanfic i found
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(APH America) Alfred used to smoke heavily during the 1950's.
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*CLINGS TO OBAMA LIKE AN OVERGROWN TODDLER* NO. NO NO NO NO. NOOOOOOOO.
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O, say can you see ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ/||\_ _/ยฏ ยฏ\_ by the dawn's early light ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฝ \ ๐Ÿ˜ณ || \_ _/ยฏ ยฏ\_
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