@FastBreakFanon

I mansplain ecological and current affairs in NBA terms. Bridging the gap between an average nba dumb fan with late stage capitalism.

Joined September 2022
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🚨 Miami Heat will have their full rotation available for tomorrow’s game vs the Timberwolves. Bam, Pelle and Dru are all off the injury report. The road to banner 4 officially begins.
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If Wembanyama was 6'5 he'd be looting stores in France
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JAYSON TATUM HEAT CHECK 🔥🔥🔥
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Jayson Tatum when he doesn’t have Jaylen Brown to carry him
Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
@big_business_Oct 20
I really witnessed one of the worst Jayson Tatum performances ever 💔
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Tatum jumper is a turnover
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Hugo “The Hold Up” Gonzalez today: 0 points, 3 rebounds, 0 assists, -15 in 10 minutes.
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Joel Moran
@joelvmoranOct 20
They praise Jayson Tatum for doing role player things but it doesn't matter if you lack that dog. That's why Jalen Brunson is better. Give me the certified bucket who will close out games and not shoot tour dates. Give me 26' playoff run OG too
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Blood clots have NOT statistically changed since Covid vaccines in either the NFL or NBA according to injury reports and searchable records. Sorry to ruin some narratives but the data says no change
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Erik Spoelstra isn’t happy that Miami Heat have to wait two days to play their first game: “We’re going to petition the league this afternoon, I just talked to Andy. See if we can tip this off (Tuesday) night.” (Ira Winderman)
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Fun fact: Every time Haiti tried to have a functioning democracy, the US backed coups, dictatorships, and armed factions. And, the overwhelming majority of guns used by Haitian gangs are American. They don't care, just another manufactured war for profit and power.
Ambassador Mike Waltz
@USAmbUNOct 19
Heading to another Security Council meeting to address the violence in Haiti - we cannot allow more violence to reach America's shores.
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Alex Cole
@acnewsiticsOct 19
Wait until MAGA discovers that Montana means mountain in Spanish.
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You guys should be breaking everything like the French over this
GPC@GPC_GloballOct 18
🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Lieu: "The full Epstein files show that Trump raped children."
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kaanu devs@kaanomegOct 19
good job you invented a train, for one, running on worse roads.
Jeremy Judkins
@jeremyjudkins_Oct 18
Coffee and Contemplation just hits harder in the Tesla Cybercab.
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Paris in the late 60s
miss white
@cinecitta2030Oct 18
Paris in the 1980s This is what they took from us
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𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉
@HeatvsHatersOct 18
Miami Heat 3P% in preseason: 50% — Nikola Jovic 47% — Andrew Wiggins 42% — Tim Hardaway Jr 40% — Bobby Portis Jr 40% — Bam Adebayo 40% — Myron Gardner 38% — Simone Fontecchio
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7@GiannisXfreakOct 16
wiggins being able to clamp up sga and kawhi needs to be talked about more
Andrew Wiggins muse@wigginsmuse_22Oct 16
Kawhi Leonard TS% & TOV% When Guarded By All-Defensive Players Since The 2020-21 NBA Season : 1. Andrew Wiggins — 39.2 TS% (2.4 TOV/75 POSS) 2. Toumani Camara — 46.9 TS% (1.0 TOV/75 POSS) 3. OG Anunoby — 48.5 TS% (1.3 TOV/75 POSS). Wiggins showing his two way ability
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Daily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 17
Protests in France have turned completely violent over the cost of living 🤯
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ItsAllLove
@nbanerddOct 17
Omg he’s genuinely at easeeeee vs the Magic starters Really a lethal bucket
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Betsey@BetsycashmoneyOct 17
Rockets, Sixers, Pacers, Spurs, Pelicans, Bulls, Thunder, Grizzlies, Hawks, Suns, Wizards, Bucks, Cavs These are all NBA teams play in cities with murder rates higher than Mexico City's (roughly ~8 per 100k) Americans are in denial about the severity of their gun problem.
Betsey@BetsycashmoneyOct 17
Mexico City isn't a realistic immediate expansion target for the NBA, but not because of CRIME Mexico City's murder rate is far lower than many NBA cities. Americans are so normalized to gun violence, yall dont even realize you're more likely to be murdered in Alabama than CDMX
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