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Giannis Antetokounmpo was born in Athens, and the Greek state registered him as a citizen of nowhere. Not Greek. Not Nigerian. Stateless, on the municipal register, from birth. He stayed that way for eighteen years. Tonight he makes his debut for the Miami Heat. Greek citizenship passes by blood, not by birthplace. His parents came from Lagos in 1991 and had no papers. So their son, born in the Sepolia neighborhood of Athens, belonged to no country on earth. Angelos Syrigos is the Interior Ministry official who handled the file. Here is how he describes it. They "had been registered as stateless in the municipal register." His school leaving diploma recorded his nationality as Foreigner. He could not leave the country, which meant NBA scouts could not watch him play anywhere but Greece. Here is how he describes that. "We didn't have the opportunity to be who we were destined to be, because we didn't have the piece of paper." "They couldn't deport me. But they could deport my parents." "So we were afraid as kids that one day we could wake up without our parents." Sean Gregory at TIME is the one who got him to say that. Now here is the part almost nobody tells. In 2013 the NBA started calling, and so did somebody else. The Nigerian embassy in Athens offered to issue him a Nigerian passport, so he could get an American visa and go to the draft. Greece moved in seven weeks. Here is what the Greek Interior Ministry said about it afterward. The state's "only intervention was to accelerate the procedures." He became a Greek citizen on May 9th. Milwaukee drafted him on June 27th. Forty nine days. A country that had him on file as belonging to nobody made him one of its own in seven weeks, once another country wanted him first. Then America said no. Twice. His brother Kostas has described it. "We were denied twice and if you are denied the third time, you have to wait like 10 years." So he played half of his first season alone. His parents and younger brothers finally landed in Chicago in February 2014. "I don't have to worry about nothing anymore. Not what I'm going to eat, not what I'm going to wear, nothing." Here is the part that says the most. His mother Veronica arrived in Athens in 1991. She did not become a Greek citizen until September 2021. Thirty years. Two months after her son won the Finals. He is one of the wealthiest athletes alive now, and Greece has since given him every honor it has. Plenty of stateless children never get a basketball career to force the question. But they had him down as nobody's for eighteen years, and it took another country's offer to change it. Tonight he plays in Miami.
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Davion Mitchell played so poorly Terry Rozier had to say something while under investigation 💀
Son son got my whole swag on the court lmao thought the # was enough
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Tough way to end the preseason but Friday the real deal starts
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At the end of the day it’s just basketball
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GIANNIS JUST COOKED RUDY GOBERT MY GOODNESS. 😮‍💨
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GIANNIS ANTETOKOUNMPO EU JA TE AMO COM TODA A FORÇA DO MEU SER MINHA NOSSA SENHORA
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Ant and LaMelo are going to lead the NBA in 3PA
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giannis changed my life
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Bro was looking for Tatum 😭😭😭
Paul George forgot he's not playing in the NBA right now 😂😂😂 #TeamUSA
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🚨 Miami Heat will have their full rotation available for tomorrow’s game vs the Timberwolves. Bam, Pelle and Dru are all off the injury report. The road to banner 4 officially begins.
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If Wembanyama was 6'5 he'd be looting stores in France
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JAYSON TATUM HEAT CHECK 🔥🔥🔥
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Jayson Tatum when he doesn’t have Jaylen Brown to carry him
I really witnessed one of the worst Jayson Tatum performances ever 💔
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Tatum jumper is a turnover
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Hugo “The Hold Up” Gonzalez today: 0 points, 3 rebounds, 0 assists, -15 in 10 minutes.
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They praise Jayson Tatum for doing role player things but it doesn't matter if you lack that dog. That's why Jalen Brunson is better. Give me the certified bucket who will close out games and not shoot tour dates. Give me 26' playoff run OG too
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Blood clots have NOT statistically changed since Covid vaccines in either the NFL or NBA according to injury reports and searchable records. Sorry to ruin some narratives but the data says no change
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Erik Spoelstra isn’t happy that Miami Heat have to wait two days to play their first game: “We’re going to petition the league this afternoon, I just talked to Andy. See if we can tip this off (Tuesday) night.” (Ira Winderman)
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Fun fact: Every time Haiti tried to have a functioning democracy, the US backed coups, dictatorships, and armed factions. And, the overwhelming majority of guns used by Haitian gangs are American. They don't care, just another manufactured war for profit and power.
Heading to another Security Council meeting to address the violence in Haiti - we cannot allow more violence to reach America's shores.
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