@FastBreakFanon

I mansplain ecological and current affairs in NBA terms. Bridging the gap between an average nba dumb fan with late stage capitalism.

Joined September 2022
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If Wembanyama was 6'5 he'd be looting stores in France
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The Celtics should try to trade Tatum for Jaylen Brown.
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NBACentel
@TheNBACentel12h
JAYSON TATUM HEAT CHECK 🔥🔥🔥
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Jayson Tatum when he doesn’t have Jaylen Brown to carry him
Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
@big_business_12h
I really witnessed one of the worst Jayson Tatum performances ever 💔
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Tatum jumper is a turnover
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Better than Giannis they told me
Fullcourtpass
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Jayson Tatum in season debut: 13 Points 11 Assists 6-23 FG 0-7 3PT 2 PTS on 1-10 FG in the 2nd half
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Hugo “The Hold Up” Gonzalez today: 0 points, 3 rebounds, 0 assists, -15 in 10 minutes.
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That’s what she said
Legion Hoops
@LegionHoops15h
Joe Mazzulla on starting lineups: “I think people care too much, it only lasts five minutes.” (@NoaDalzell)
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Duncan Robinson 21 points Jayson Tatum 13 pts
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Joel Moran
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They praise Jayson Tatum for doing role player things but it doesn't matter if you lack that dog. That's why Jalen Brunson is better. Give me the certified bucket who will close out games and not shoot tour dates. Give me 26' playoff run OG too
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Without Jaylen Brown who’s going to carry this Celtics team? PG too old to depend on for 82. Derrick White only plays well against the Heat and Tatum has never been him. He’s a classic #2
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God I miss Duncan Robinson. He would be great for this Heat team
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The pistons are really going to miss Tabias Harris. He was their anchor and consistency. Cade can’t do it all alone
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Blood clots have NOT statistically changed since Covid vaccines in either the NFL or NBA according to injury reports and searchable records. Sorry to ruin some narratives but the data says no change
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This is a bad game, the Heat would run through both of these teams
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Erik Spoelstra isn’t happy that Miami Heat have to wait two days to play their first game: “We’re going to petition the league this afternoon, I just talked to Andy. See if we can tip this off (Tuesday) night.” (Ira Winderman)
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This is not going to be a hot take for those who knows ball but the Celtics are a play-in team
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Fun fact: Every time Haiti tried to have a functioning democracy, the US backed coups, dictatorships, and armed factions. And, the overwhelming majority of guns used by Haitian gangs are American. They don't care, just another manufactured war for profit and power.
Ambassador Mike Waltz
@USAmbUNOct 19
Heading to another Security Council meeting to address the violence in Haiti - we cannot allow more violence to reach America's shores.
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Alex Cole
@acnewsiticsOct 19
Wait until MAGA discovers that Montana means mountain in Spanish.
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You guys should be breaking everything like the French over this
GPC@GPC_GloballOct 18
🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Lieu: "The full Epstein files show that Trump raped children."
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