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Fallon of Clan Doune retweeted
Sounds like a random attack triggered by a mental health issue. Release her without bail.
Woman stalked, stabbed Jewish man with 'syringe' in terrifying NYC attack: sources trib.al/bhypyVg
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Fallon of Clan Doune retweeted
BREAKING: In a phone call captured on an FBI wiretap, now-indicted Virginia State Sen. Louise Lucas said, “This is our last chance at generational wealth…I’ve got too old not to be greedy.” VIA: @willchamberlain
BREAKING: Virginia Democratic state Sen. Louise Lucas, 82, has been indicted on federal drug trafficking, money laundering, fraud and firearms charges. Prosecutors accuse her of helping run a marijuana distribution operation with family members and using her position to protect it and profit from it. Lucas was a leading advocate for legalizing marijuana in Virginia.
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Fallon of Clan Doune retweeted
JUST IN: 15 out of 15 New York adult daycares audited by HHS had no records of meals, activities, or supervision despite receiving millions in Medicaid funding.
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Fallon of Clan Doune retweeted
JD Vance named his firstborn son “Vivek” after his Yale law school classmate Vivek Ramaswamy. In 2025 Vance sent his political advisors to run Vivek’s campaign and political PAC. Now Vance is defending Vivek’s attack ad against Amy Acton while he stumps for him in Ohio.
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Fallon of Clan Doune retweeted
Average UFO whistleblower beloved by the news media and the United States Congress: "For years, UFOs flew around inside my house and spooky cryptid monsters haunted my backyard but I never filmed any of it."
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Young white men are tired of the GOP. Bring forth the America First Party...
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Fallon of Clan Doune retweeted
this was my childhood. its now gone.
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Fallon of Clan Doune retweeted
Replying to @MiaMersion
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Fallon of Clan Doune retweeted
Let us all wish @bioware a very pleasant transition to Was/Were. Rest in piss.
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🚨 BREAKING: Amy Acton has declared Vivek Ramaswamy an “invasive species”.
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I’m gonna take a nap, here’s some light reading for you to prove that archeology is as scientific as theology.
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Fallon of Clan Doune retweeted
"Cockroaches don't build their own homes, but they’re great at finding the cracks in yours."
Cockroaches don’t build their own homes, but they’re great at finding the cracks in yours.
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Fallon of Clan Doune retweeted
ICE AGENT WHO KILLED RENEE GOOD WILL FACE NO CRIMINAL CHARGES...
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#BREAKING: ICE launches nationwide operation targeting illegals committing SNAP fraud.
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Me: "I can absolutely be trusted with a speech at your wedding" The speech:
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Fallon of Clan Doune retweeted
Ilhan's $30 million net worth isn't enough. She wants your $20 too.
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Fallon of Clan Doune retweeted
Inject this into my veins
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