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FakePhilJohnson

@FakePhilJohnson

John's Pitbull. Setting fire to the blogosphere. Getting kick backs from makers of ugly Hawaiian shirts.

Joined December 2011
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I predict that losing the House will actually INCREASE the margin by which President @realDonaldTrump wins re-election in 2020. Running against the House “leadership” of Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters will be a gift that keeps on giving for the next two years.
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Every time I hear @DrOakley1689 subtly mention that he has a tattoo but doesn't say where, my internal monologue jokes "tramp stamp"... #confessiontime
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ISIS and its supporters want to turn Western cities into mini guerilla war zones and r having success. We're still playing defense #London
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Egyptian Islamists killed over 40 Christians in Palm Sunday bombings. People like them would replace Assad. theam.cn/2onm9MI
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The man charged with threatening a London, Ont. mosque, was named more than 16 hours ago. He's Omid Ghaffouri. Why is the CBC hiding that?
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Ben Shapiro
@benshapiro21 Mar 2017
For not being a little stoned? Being a grown-up. xitter.cf/chelseahandler/status/…
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@chelseahandler20 Mar 2017
Sorry about spelling mistake. I meant "genes," not "jeans." I'm a little stoned. What's your excuse?
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Ben Shapiro
@benshapiro20 Mar 2017
You should not criticize someone else's genes when you spell genes "jeans." xitter.cf/chelseahandler/status/…
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@chelseahandler20 Mar 2017
I guess one of @realDonaldTrump's sons is expecting a new baby. Just what we need. Another person with those jeans. Let's hope for a girl.
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#Erdogan accused #Germany of "fascist actions." Dissidents imprisoned by Erdogan couldn't be reached for comment. buff.ly/2nAaPsH
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Gates of Vienna: Austria: School Class Without a Single German-Speaking Child - gatesofvienna.net/2017/02/au…
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The Onion
@TheOnion27 Feb 2017
Large Mirror Brought Out Onto Oscars Stage Gets Resounding 6-Minute Standing Ovation trib.al/5CISfCa
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Andrew Klavan
@andrewklavan27 Feb 2017
Quick question: where the hell is Congress? pjmedia.com/andrewklavan/201…
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PJ Media
@PJMedia_com21 Feb 2017
'Trump Trance'? Media Sure It 'Heard' Sweden Comment Trump Never Said dlvr.it/NR2mgX #trending
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Jim Geraghty
@jimgeraghty6 Feb 2017
Man, who blows a 28-3 lead?
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Fox News
@FoxNews26 Jan 2017
.@WilliamJBennett: “[@POTUS] is teaching the professional politicians and governors what it means to govern.” #Hannity
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Hilary Ostrov@hro00129 Dec 2016
Obama will be remembered by history as a leader who did very little - if anything - for his countrymen while betraying his nation's friends. xitter.cf/AnneBayefsky/status/81…
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Ann Coulter
@AnnCoulter29 Dec 2016
John Kerry may have lost the presidency, but he proved today that he's the prohibitive frontrunner for Useless Loony-Left Twit of the Year
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IBDeditorials@IBDeditorials28 Dec 2016
Trump Can Reverse Obama's Betrayal Of Israel By Defunding The U.N. dlvr.it/MznxSM #tcot #tlot

Trump Can Reverse Obama's Betrayal Of Israel By Defunding The U.N.

President Obama's stunning decision to back Israel's many enemies in the United Nations is one of the worst foreign policy decisions in decades.

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Fox News
@FoxNews29 Dec 2016
Dermer: The reason why we don't have peace is b/c the Palestinians have rejected the state of the Jewish people in any boundary. #KellyFile
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You know you're Canadian if you ever picked up a drive-thru Tim's coffee with your door open because your window was frozen.
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Ann Coulter
@AnnCoulter26 Nov 2016
Media praising Castro for best education system in the world! That's why all those major scientific breakthroughs keep coming from Cuba.
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