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John's Pitbull. Setting fire to the blogosphere. Getting kick backs from makers of ugly Hawaiian shirts.

Joined December 2011
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Please play earnestly and unceasingly for Pastor @johnmacarthur , Elders and Staff of @GraceComChurch that they may be encouraged and protected and that above all else that Jesus Christ will be glorified. May Jesus Christ be praised.
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Wide is the gate and many are the claimed evangelicals who enter in.
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Prime Minister Justin Trudeau: Urge Trudeau to Reverse His U.N. Vote Against Israel - Sign the Petition! chng.it/grKVddWt via @CdnChange
I predict that losing the House will actually INCREASE the margin by which President @realDonaldTrump wins re-election in 2020. Running against the House “leadership” of Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters will be a gift that keeps on giving for the next two years.
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If we (rightly) upbraid @DrMichaelLBrown for appearing on television with Benny Hinn why do we give a pass to all those who have appeared on money grubbing, cloud without water @Jim_Bakker s show? Or do you believe colloidal silver cures VD and the 1st Horseman has been released?
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Every time I hear @DrOakley1689 subtly mention that he has a tattoo but doesn't say where, my internal monologue jokes "tramp stamp"... #confessiontime
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Is @TELUSsupport online today or will they take 45 minutes to reply too?
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I wish peanut butter came in tubs that large. xitter.cf/Menn0knight/status/886…
I think someone else should get worried about the impinging on his "survival cuisine" market...
"By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another." Oh, wait. Who am I kidding? This is Twitter.
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(2 of 2) That way we can drag the name of Christ through the mud at the same time and make all Christianity look like fools too.
(1 of 2)I know! Let's all choose up sides of different Christian personalities on social media and join their fights online.
ISIS and its supporters want to turn Western cities into mini guerilla war zones and r having success. We're still playing defense #London
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Egyptian Islamists killed over 40 Christians in Palm Sunday bombings. People like them would replace Assad. theam.cn/2onm9MI
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LOL No doubt. I am thinking we'll never hear that jingle that said "Fly the friendly skies of United' again. @united xitter.cf/AvgAndy/status/8515955…
Replying to @FakePhilJohnson
They need to change the lyrics to “@united breaks your arm.”
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I guess @united now breaks more than guitars.
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I say we send him a gift certificate to Outback and see how long this lasts.
The man charged with threatening a London, Ont. mosque, was named more than 16 hours ago. He's Omid Ghaffouri. Why is the CBC hiding that?
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For not being a little stoned? Being a grown-up. xitter.cf/chelseahandler/status/…
Sorry about spelling mistake. I meant "genes," not "jeans." I'm a little stoned. What's your excuse?
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