@FakeLibStats

Tweets from a real librarian. Not currently wearing a cardigan. instagram: @FakeLibStats [email protected]

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Joined November 2011
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Simon Kuestenmacher
@simongerman60026 Jul 2023
An important map. Source: buff.ly/2YGlcRv
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State Archives of NC@NCArchives20 Jul 2023
This Barbie is an Archivist. #Archives #Barbie
Barbie doll wearing a striped sweater with a heart and a jean skirt stands holding a fibredex box.

ALT Barbie doll wearing a striped sweater with a heart and a jean skirt stands holding a fibredex box.

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Into The Forest Dark@ElliottBlackwe37 Jul 2023
There are 3 ways to get a true sense of someone: How they treat animals The books they read Which of these cars they would choose:
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cats with jobs 🛠
@CatWorkers5 Jun 2023
Librarian.
A ginger cat reading some books, as ginger cats do.

ALT A ginger cat reading some books, as ginger cats do.

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Mr. Terborg@mrterborg18 Feb 2023
Replying to @FakeLibStats
At least 75% of that work has to be figuring out which key unlocks the restroom.
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Summit County Libraries@SummitLibraries14 Feb 2023
How do you make a Librarian laugh?
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Stacked Librarian@StckedLibrarian17 Dec 2022
Hyperventilating Librarians breathe into paperbacks.
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Skee-Ball Librarian@oodja29 Sep 2022
Ranganathan's Sixth Law of Library Science: HELL YEAH LIZZO CAN PLAY THAT FLUTE
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Lars Zee@LarZee14 Jul 2022
Replying to @FakeLibStats
The rest are cats
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Williamson Strong@WilliamsonStrg22 Feb 2022
now you can order your own shirt: customink.com/g/vxd0-00cj-k1… #nefariouslibrarians
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Better Book Titles@betterbooktitle28 Nov 2021
Everything you've ever wanted (or not wanted) to know about libraries from @FakeLibStats link.betterbooktitles.com/an…
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Pflugerville Library@PflugervilleLib11 Nov 2021
This is a before and after shot of what a single shelving unit in the library’s Teen Space would look like if we removed every book with content that could offend someone. Out of 159 books, there are ten left on the shelves.
Side by side photos of library shelves. The shelf on the left is full of books. The shelf of the right is almost empty.

ALT Side by side photos of library shelves. The shelf on the left is full of books. The shelf of the right is almost empty.

A pile of books on the ground covered in bright yellow sticky notes with black writing.

ALT A pile of books on the ground covered in bright yellow sticky notes with black writing.

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Miyamol⌬宮元一賢
@38mo124 Oct 2020
#ハロウィン でわかる論理演算　#Halloween
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Banned Library@bannedlibrary16 Oct 2020
The library will not allow you to talk shit about Mr. Rogers in this house.
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Alan Bennett@ajb33812 Oct 2020
Lonely Planet guides for 2020-21...
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Holly Hearts Books@HollyKnece17 Jul 2020
correct.
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📔 Kelly 📔@kellywellread20 May 2020
I think I need this! Visit the Etsy shop of @FakeLibStats and Argyle Lady Bug at the link below to see more. Proceeds go to help library workers through the @EveryLibrary Halo Fund. everylibraryinstitute.org/ha…
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Hannah Ekren@hlekren18 Apr 2020
when you love a book, but it also makes you so mad
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modern mother goose✌🏼@ajaneofall16 Apr 2020
“It’s still National Library Week. You should be especially nice to a librarian today, or tomorrow. Sometime this week, anyway. Probably the librarians would like tea. Or chocolates. Or a reliable source of funding.” @neilhimself @librarianprblms @bannedlibrary @FakeLibStats
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Fake Library Statistics@FakeLibStats26 Mar 2020
Ok. You’ve forced me to do it. Let’s see the greatest librarian pet thread ever. Post a pic of your new coworkers: Here’s one of Twinkle one of three new coworkers
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